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43 battleship jokes and hilarious battleship puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about battleship that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the best Battleship jokes! Enjoy a chuckle at these jokes inspired by the classic board game. From amusing jokes about lighthouses and fleets to humorous puns about starfleets, you won't want to miss this set of hilarious jokes!

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Funniest Battleship Short Jokes

Short battleship jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The battleship humour may include short pirate ship jokes also.

  1. Why do swedish battleships have barcodes printed on the sides? So that when they return to port they can scandinavyin.
  2. Battleship is a completely unrealistic movie...

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  3. Some of my friends loved the game Battleship while the others absolutely hated it. It was…hit or miss.
  4. In Norway they print barcodes on the sides of their battleships. When they return from war they can Scandinavian.
  5. All Swedish battleships have a UPC code printed on the hull. When the ships return to port, it helps them Scandinavian.
  6. Did you know that Brutus killed Caeser over a game of Battleship? Caeser's final words were: "E-2, Brute?"
  7. Why do Norwegian battleships have barcodes on them? So when they dock they can Scandinavian.
  8. Scandinavia has a bar code on all of their battleships to keep track of them..... When the ships enter the harbor, they scan-da-navy-in.
  9. Why do the 3rd Italian Navy use glass-bottomed battleships? So they can look at the 2nd Italian Navy!
  10. What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish? I think I'm feeling C6

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Battleship One Liners

Which battleship one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with battleship? I can suggest the ones about warship and battlefield.

  1. Why do the Norwegians put barcodes on their battleships? So they can Scandinavian
  2. How Long is a battleship. True or false? False. How Long is a man from China.
  3. How do you win at battleship in one turn? "I-1"
  4. Why does Norway put barcodes on their battleships? So they can Scandavian
  5. How do you sink a French battleship? Put it in water.
  6. I was playing Battleship with my tumor... I won though, my last hit was B9.
  7. Some people like playing Battleship, whereas others really dislike it. It's….hit or miss.
  8. Caesar and Brutus are playing battleships. A2, Brute?
  9. I just read a book about building battleships... ...it was riveting.
  10. Why do French Battleships have glass floors? So they can see the rest of the fleet.
  11. Why do they put barcodes in every Swedish battleship? So they can Scandinavian.
  12. Why did the battleship keep swearing? It had turrets.
  13. How do you sink a Polish battleship? Put it in water
  14. How do you sink an Indian battleship? Put it in the water.
  15. What do a battleship and a belly button ring have in common? They're both Naval units.

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Amusing Battleship Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about battleship you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean board game jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make battleship pranks.

A First Mate turns to his Captain and says...

"Captain! There is a light ahead and we are receiving a transmission that we should veer to the left."
The Captain grabbed the radio and said, "This is a fully armed battleship. Veer right or be destroyed."
The voice on the radio responded, "This is a lighthouse. Your move."

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.

He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."
The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degres west."
Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a s**..., second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."
Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
There's one last reply. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."

My friend asked me if I liked playing battleship

It'**... or miss.

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