The Best 26 Battleship Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Battleship jokes. There are some battleship divert jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these battleship picard puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Battleship Jokes and Puns

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

Battleship is a completely unrealistic movie...

Everyone knows that Rihanna doesn't fight back.

How do you win at battleship in one turn?


Battleship joke, How do you win at battleship in one turn?

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

I was playing Battleship with my tumor...

I won though, my last hit was B9.

Why do they put barcodes in every Swedish battleship?

So they can Scandinavian.

Why did the battleship keep swearing?

It had turrets.

Battleship joke, Why did the battleship keep swearing?

My friend asked me if I liked playing battleship

It's hit or miss.

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

A First Mate turns to his Captain and says...

"Captain! There is a light ahead and we are receiving a transmission that we should veer to the left."

The Captain grabbed the radio and said, "This is a fully armed battleship. Veer right or be destroyed."

The voice on the radio responded, "This is a lighthouse. Your move."

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

I think I'm feeling C6

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How do you sink an Indian battleship?

Put it in the water.

What do a battleship and a belly button ring have in common?

They're both Naval units.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?


Et tu, Brute?

You sunk my battleship!

How do you get in contact with a Swedish battleship?

First, you need to Scandinavian

Battleship joke, How do you get in contact with a Swedish battleship?

Why does German beat the game BATTLESHIP every time??

Because they are great at sinking ships

(Just a joke, no offense to anybody)

A large battleship has taken damage and is sinking...

The captain gathers everyone on deck and explains the situation, and solemnly asks if anyone knows any good prayers. The yeoman steps up and says that years of seminary have made him and the Lord really close and he has just a prayer for this situation.

The captain says "Good, you get to stay behind we only have enough life jackets for everyone else."

My friend asked me what I thought about worship.

I told him I prefer a battleship over a warship.

Battleship Go

I'll be ready when they come out with a Battleship Go. That way I can go about sinking ships and call my ship the S.S. Loose Lips.

Why does the US analyze its battleship blueprints in Norway?

Because it's the best place to scan-da-navy-in.

Not everyone likes to play battleship

It's very hit or miss

What do Battleship, vending machines, explosives, and a cross-eyed seeing two people have in common?


What battleship coordinate always hits a European player, but not an American player?


I can't play Battleship with my Dad...

...before we even start he says, I 1.

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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