Battlefield Jokes

45 battlefield jokes and hilarious battlefield puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about battlefield that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Battlefield Short Jokes

Short battlefield jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The battlefield humour may include short battlefront jokes also.

  1. Why did the Russian Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks? To see the battlefield.
  2. How are your parents? shouted Cromwell across the battlefield. And the king replied: They're very well, thank you. Isn't the weather nice for this time of year? It was civil war.
  3. French tanks are the only ones in the world equipped with rear view mirrors. This is so they can see the battlefield when they are driving.
  4. An Imperial Roman soldier was wounded on the battlefield. His life was saved when he was time traveled to the modern world to be hooked up to an IV. He asked, "What is that for?"
  5. During a war with the Ottoman Empire, the Habsburg army lost thousands of men in the battle of Karánsebes, and was forced to flee from the battlefield. Then the Ottomans arrived.
  6. "I just love a girl in uniform" Appropriate on the battlefield, but not at your local schoolyard.
  7. Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? because it couldn't survive in the Battlefield.
  8. Why did Billy die by friendly fire in war? Because when the enemies were spotted, the commander ordered everybody on the battlefield to fire at will.
  9. Why won't EA let the team that worked on Battlefield: Bad Company 2 develop the next battlefield? Because EA is a Bad Company.
  10. I wanted to make a joke about the new Call of Duty... ...but there are already infinite of them
    So here's a Battlefield one instead

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Battlefield One Liners

Which battlefield one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with battlefield? I can suggest the ones about battleship and call of duty.

  1. Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors? To see the battlefield
  2. Why do french tanks have rearway mirrors? So the drivers could see the battlefield.
  3. I was the knight no one expected to appear on battlefield, Sir Prise.
  4. A Mexican magician works on Microsoft Windows Uno, and *p**...*, DOS is gone without a tres.
  5. Once Chuck Norris threw a knife in Call of Duty And killed someone in Battlefield
  6. Why do French tanks have rear veiw mirrors So they can see the battlefield
  7. My body is a temple My liver is a battlefield
  8. Next Battlefield map set in Nepal. It's made using groundbreaking technology.
  9. Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors in them? So they can see the battlefield
  10. How did the WWI pilots get to the battlefield? They went biplane
  11. COD Rolled the Dice but Battlefield 1
  12. What's every weightlifters favorite Civil War battlefield? Gaines Mill
  13. Who is the most historicaly accurate character in Battlefield V? \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*
  14. I was playing Battlefield 1 yesterday 20, 17, 14, 9, 3, 0, 4, 8, 13, 18, gone
  15. What do you call m**... on the battlefield? Tug of War

Battlefield joke, What do you call m**... on the battlefield?

Cheeky Battlefield Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about battlefield you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean warfare jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make battlefield pranks.

The Chinese have successfully tested their new Stealth Drones.

Not only will they be used in Recon and Combat missions but they will have the ability to drop vital equipment onto the battlefield.
They will have the element of supplies.

A joke about eggs

An egg soldier is on a battlefield, trying to make contact with the egg commander.
"Sir, can you hear me?"
"Yes but there's a large amount of static on your end."
"Just as I thought."
"What do you mean, corporal?"
"Our communications have been scrambled."

Lesser known Knights of the Round Table

I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield. - Sir Prize
I shall see you around. - Sir Cumference
We shall fight on land or sea. - Sir Fenturf
I was the knight who was afraid to fight. - Sir Render
I was the unbelievable knight. - Sir Real
I was the knight that drank too much. - Sir Rhosis

A Russian and a Jew were on the battlefield.

The jew, hurt badly, was in agony:
-Ivan, I'm in a lot of paint. Shoot me and end my suffering.
-I can't, Avraham, I'm out of bullets.
-I'll sell you a few, Ivan.

A seasoned general, surveying the battlefield with his lieutenant, sees an enemy soldier with his arm in a hole full of water

"Let's avoid him", the general says to the lieutentant. "He's well-armed."

A Russian man comes across an old v**... bottle

When he picks it up and opens it, a genie appears.
"Thank you so much for releasing me! Now let me do something for you. How would you like to become a Hero of the Soviet Union?"
The man consents.
All of the sudden, he finds himself on a battlefield facing eight German tanks with eight grenades.

What two things do people tend to think of when EA is mentioned?

Battlefield: Bad Company.

So the Roman's used to s**... their victims on the battlefield, dead included.

So does was this the first case of cracking open a cold one with the boys?

Battlefield joke, So the Roman's used to s**... their victims on the battlefield, dead included.