Battle Rap Jokes

Funniest Battle Rap Short Jokes

Short battle rap jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The battle rap humour may include short rap battle jokes also.

1. What do you call it when you're scheduled for a rap battle, but your opponent just isn't as good as you hoped for? A diss appointment.
2. You shoulda never challenged me to a rap battle, Kim Jong Un! I'm about to end this man's whole Korea.
3. What's different about rap battles and American schools? People usually don't cry at rap battles when there's shots fired.
4. Telephone rap battle Two rappers were exchanging insults over the phone when one got upset and the line went dead.
   Diss connected.
5. What do you call a member of a royal court who you can hire for cheap to represent you in a rap-battle? A dis-count.
6. Rap battle with Raymond ... My next rap battle is against a guy named Raymond the whole thing will be in " diss-array".
7. What's it called when birds of prey engage in rhythmic combat? A RAP-tor battle!! (Credit to my friend who made this up)
8. Hey Grandma Hey, grandma? Can you come pick me up from my rap battle? It's over. No, I lost. He saw you drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it.
9. [TOMT] That one movie where the guy from 'Thift Shop' lives in a trailer park and does rap battles.
10. Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
    He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
    The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.

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Battle Rap One Liners

Which battle rap one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with battle rap? I can suggest the ones about battle and brawl.

1. In and Out and Whataburger should have a rap battle Because they have real beef.
2. How do you beat a diabetic rapper in a rap battle Candy Bars
3. What do you call a rap battle? Black-on-black rhyme
4. Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps? All his comebacks take three days..
5. What is another word for a rap battle? Black-on-black rhyme
6. What do you call a rap battle between 21 savage and Six-Nine? Alien vs predator
7. Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle? He couldn't yet spit hot fire
8. Why would keyboards fail in battle rap? They only have "space bars."
9. Why did the kid in the wheelchair win the rap battle? Because of his mad DISS abilities!!
10. What is it called when two Rappers Get in a Rap Battle in Beijing? Beijing Beef
11. What's was the name of the rap battle judge? Impartial Mathers
12. How would nicolas cage win a rap battle? By using verbal judo
13. What do you call a rap battle between Muslims? Islam Poetry
14. Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps? Because they got no beef.
15. Christmas light displays are the freestyle rap battles of the suburbs.

Battle Rap Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about battle rap you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean raps jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make battle rap pranks.