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There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions
What happened on June 6, 1944?
We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!
What was the turning point of world war 2?
Battle of the bulge, sir!
What's is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought I don't know, sir!
The superior then said Well, I'll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.
I go to the Jim every morning
Are you thin? Are you overweight? Are you fighting the battle of the bulge? Do you have a sedentary lifestyle? Are you plain lazy? Do you have someone or the other always telling you to go to the gym?
Here's something for you...
"Instead of calling my bathroom the John, I call it the Jim.
That way it sounds a lot better when I tell people I go to the Jim first thing every morning :-)"
What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?
The Battle of the Bulge.
What do you call a veteran's uncomfortable e**...?
Battle of the bulge
What do you call a WW2 soldier trying to conceal an e**...?
Battle of the Bulge
Which World War II battle is favorite amongst women?
Battle of the bulge
Who won the Battle of the Bulge?
The guy with the bulge in his sock ...
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