Batting Jokes
10 batting jokes and hilarious batting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about batting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Learn the best batting jokes and tickle your funny bone! Read through a collection of jokes about batting average, rotors, innings and the life of a hitter. Enjoy a good laugh and show off your batting knowledge.
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Humorous Batting Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What is a good batting joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
An old man was sitting on a bus. A young man sat down beside him.
He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man Just stared.
Every time the young man looked,the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had s**... with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.
How lonely are you?
I'm so lonely I go to the batting cages to play catch.
Why did the duck hunter have no batting average?
All he can hit are fowls.
If dating had a batting average.
I'd have Lou Gehrig's disease.
what do you say when Sachin Tendulkar is batting?
Little m**....
What has four legs, a tail and runs?
A cow in p**... hose.
What has four legs, a tale and smells?
A cow with the runs
What has four legs, a tail and walks?
A cow batting 400
What has four legs, a tail and flies?
A dirty cow
What has four legs, a tailand charges?
A cow with a USB port
What has four legs, a tail and leaves?
A dining cow
What has four legs, a tailand berries
A cow with a shovel (spoken joke only)
What has four legs, a tail, and drives?
A cowputer
What has four legs, a tail and feels
Emooooos
Three little ducks go into a Bar
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.
"My name is Puddles."
What is Batman's favourite sport?
Baseball. Lots of batting.
A reindeer walked into a bar in the deep South
He bellied up to the counter, and ordered a martini. Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the $20 bill from the reindeer's hoof. As the bartender handed the reindeer his change, he said,
"You know, I think you're the first reindeer I've ever seen here."
The reindeer looked hard at the hoof full of change and said,
"Let me tell you something, buddy. At these prices, I'm the last reindeer you'll ever see in here."
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall...
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down with the old man . He had spiked hair in all different colors : green , red , orange , blue and yellow
The old man just stared at the young man
Every time the young man looked , The old man was staring
Young man : What's the matter old timer , Never done anything wild your life?
Without batting an eye , The old man replied , "Got drunk once and had s**... with a parrot , I was wondering if you were my son".
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