Battered Fish Jokes

Funniest Battered Fish Short Jokes

Short battered fish jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The battered fish humour may include short battered jokes also.

1. why did the wife of the fish and chips fetishist file for divorce? she was sick of being a battered woman
2. I'm never buying a fish fryer from Linkin Park ever again. I fried so hard, and got sole far, but in the end it doesn't even batter!
3. You guys hear about the fight that broke out at the seafood restaurant? Battered fish everywhere.
4. Did you hear about the crazy fight at the fish market? I heard they found two fish battered
5. There was a fight in the Fish and Chip shop the other day The fish got *battered* and the chip got *a-salted*.
6. What do you call the fish and chips restaurant on the Death Star? Not a moon - a batter station.
7. So there I was at my favorite seafood restaurant having dinner, and I told David, my favorite waiter, that TONIGHT I wanted my fish exactly how I like my wife... ..."Battered it is, sir."
8. What's similar about a homosexual and a mars bar? They've both been battered in a Glasgow fish shop.

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Battered Fish One Liners

Which battered fish one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with battered fish? I can suggest the ones about fish and chips and fish catch.

1. There was a fight in a fish and chip shop! Two fish got battered ;).
2. A fight broke out at the seafood restaurant last night Battered fish everywhere.
3. There was a fight in the fish & chip shop last night Two men were battered
4. Did you hear about the fight in the fish and chip shop? The fish got battered
5. There was a unusual fight at the local chippy 2 fish got battered
6. What do you call a male sheep that works in a fish and chips shop? a battering ram
7. What do you call a domestically abused fish? Battered Cod
8. There was a big fight in the local chippy the other day The fish got battered
9. Chris Brown told me this one. I like my woman like I like my fish
   Battered.
10. There was a massive fight in the chip shop yesterday! A fish got battered.
11. I like my women how I like my fish... Hand battered.
12. I like my women how I like my fish. Battered.
    I thought of it all by myself! :D
13. I like my women the way I like my fish. Battered
14. I like my women like I like my fish Battered,chopped up, and stored in the freezer.
15. Beer battered fish is just so tragic. That's alcohol a**...!

Battered Fish Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about battered fish you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad fish jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make battered fish pranks.