The Best 5 Battalion Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Battalion jokes. There are some battalion frontline jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these battalion cavalry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Battalion Jokes and Puns

Whatever happened to The Lost Battalion?

They Argonne

"Captain, a battalion is reaching towards us."

"Friends or foes?"
"Well, they must be friends, because they're coming all together."

Knowledge is liberal

We are synonymous.
We are battalion.
We do not pardon.
We do not fail to recall.
Anticipate us.

What do you call a Soviet penal battalion?

A suicide squat

Why did Americans shoot a battalion of Russian mercs trying to seize an oil refinery in Syria?

Shooting invisible targets is cheaper than Putin paper targets.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the battalion strategically jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working battalion infantry piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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