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Battalion Jokes

5 battalion jokes and hilarious battalion puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about battalion that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Laughter Battalion Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What is a good battalion joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

How many Russians does it take to change a ukrainian lightbulb?

At least 1 battalion to lose in the attempt. Please reply with your best punchline.

The Last Fight

The battle was long, perilous, and gruesome. The twins made it through nearly three quarters of the enemy battalion before reaching the final lines of the fray. They saw the end stretching over the thin horizon.
With their dwindling energy, they let out another strained cry for battle, and lifted their chipped tools, charging nearly head first into death.
The final line proved too brutal for their torn souls, slipping from the elbows of war and plunging hard into the revolting, fetid puddle beneath them.
This is the last time I wear long sleeves while doing dishes.

President Obama is doubling down on fighting global warming

He's already sent three battalions of Marines to invade the Sun.

Whatever happened to The Lost Battalion?

They Argonne

"Captain, a battalion is reaching towards us."

"Friends or foes?"
"Well, they must be friends, because they're coming all together."

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