The Best 5 Batroom Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Batroom jokes. There are some batroom sir jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these batroom batter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Batroom Jokes and Puns

Where does Bruce Wayne go to defecate?

The bat-room!

What does Batman do while in the Batroom?

He goes doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo.

Alfred: Your bathwater's ready in the bathroom, sir.

Batman: We've been over this, Alfred. BATwater. BATroom.

Why was Batman in a hurry?

He had to go to the Batroom.

Where does Batman relieve itself?

The Bat-room.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the batroom hurry jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working batroom ready piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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