Baton Jokes
25 baton jokes and hilarious baton puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about baton that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Baton Short Jokes
Short baton jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baton humour may include short baseball bat jokes also.
- What's the difference between a policeman's baton and a magician's wand? One is for cunning stunts..............
- I explained to my son how batons are used in relay races, and he understood right away. I gotta hand it to him.
- What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand? Ones used for cunning stunts.
- Did you hear about the plant in Baton Rouge Louisiana thats been producing spanish food since the 11th century? It's a bayou tapas-tree.
- Next week in Baton Rouge... Well hello good people of Louisiana! The name is Beteaux, and I want to be YOUR Senator!
- What's black and long and has the ability to make any woman fall on the floor? A police baton
- Police I thought I saw a police chopper this morning but it was just his baton sticking out.
- A man was shot with a starting p**... and then beaten to death with a relay baton. Police believe it may be race related.
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Baton One Liners
Which baton one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baton? I can suggest the ones about bats and batman.
- Why couldn't Bach afford a new baton? Because he was Baroque
- What does a Boston Majorette do with their baton? Toilet
- My sister hates relay batons Pass it on
- Lots of people don't like my clown baton But I think it's ma jest stick.
- I bought my wife some lashes made of bread. She didn't baton eyelid.
- What do you call a well dressed police officer who is beating you up? Louis Baton
- I was asked to spin a baton in a parade recently... I told them I would give it a whirl.
- My uncle is doing a shortsale Baton Rouge properties all seem to be underwater
Cheerful Fun Baton Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about baton you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sword jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baton pranks.
An old man was pulled over
An old man was pulled over for failing to stop at a stop sign. When questioned the man replied "I slowed down, same difference!". The officer then took out his baton and started striking the man and he asked the man "would you like me to slow down or stop?"
A man rolls through a Stop sign…
An officer sees this, and pulls the man over.
Do you know why I pulled you over? The officer asks.
No sir, the man replies.
Then please step out of the vehicle, the officer commands. The man complies, and the officer starts rapidly beating him with his baton.
Ow ow stop! Stop! The man cries out desperately.
The cop says, Oh, would you like me to stop, or just slow down?
Stop Sign
A man gets pulled over by a police officer for running a stop sign. The officer says "you didn't stop at that stop sign." The man replies "oh come on, I slowed down to almost a stop." The officer looks at the man and says "please step out of the vehicle sir." The man obliges, and at this point the police officer starts to beat him with a baton and says "now do you want me to stop, or do you want me to slow down?"
A man runs through a stop sign and gets pulled over by a cop
"You are supposed to stop at a stop sign" the cop says.
"But I slowed down." The driver says
"that's the same thing."
The officer then drags the guy into the road and beats him with his baton
"Now do you want me to stop or slow down?!"
A lawyer and a cop
A lawyer ran a stop sign and was immediately pulled over by a cop. The lawyer started shouting, "I slowed down! No one was coming! What's the difference?"
The cop asked him to step out of his car. As soon as the lawyer was out, the cop pulled out his baton and starting beating the guy. Quickly, left, right, upside the head, everywhere.
After a few minutes, the officer stops, looks at the lawyer and says, "Now....do you want me to slow down or do you want me to stop?"
A baton-twirling dancer walks into bar...
The bartender is delighted to see her.
"It's so good to see a fresh face It's so drab seeing the same lawyers and rabi's here! Like, can you get any more tired of the same setup?"
"I know!" replies the dancer, "I'm so sick of those overused..."
Just then, a horse walks into a bar. The bartender rolls his eyes and the dancer sighs and begins walking over to the horse, baton in hand.
"What are you doing?" asks the bartender.
The baton-twirling dancer turns, "I'm not entirely sure yet, but it looks like we're about to beat a dead horse."
Guy gets pulled over for not stopping at a stop sign
The guy yells at the cop and says "I know I didn't stop, I slowed down, what's the difference?!"
Cop starts beating the driver with his baton and after a few minutes asks the driver "Do you want me to stop or slow down?"
