Batmobile Jokes

Funniest Batmobile Short Jokes

Short batmobile jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The batmobile humour may include short vehicle jokes also.

1. Robin tells Batman "I can't get the batmobile started" Batman: check the battery
   Robin: what's a tery?
2. Robin turned and shouted, "The Batmobile won't start!" Batman growled, "Check the battery!" Puzzled, Robin wondered... "What's a tery?"
3. Robin was having problems starting the Batmobile And then he went to Batman "The Batmobile won't start!"
   "Have you checked the battery?"
   "What's an Ery?"
4. I'd like to see Batman and Robin fight crime in places that need it the most. "Hey Batman!"
   "Yeah, Robin?"
   "Didn't we park the Batmobile here?"
5. Batman giving his Batmobile to robin Batman: Robin, im giving you my Batmobile.
   Robin: aww really batman? thanks!
   Batman: yes, its 555-522-8626
6. What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile"
7. Robin: Batman, the batmobile wont work... Batman: did you check the battery?
   Robin: what's a tery
8. Batman and robin got into the batmobile But it wont start. So batman tells robin to check the battery.
   Robin asks back what's a tery?
9. Robin: The batmobile isn't working Batman: Go check the battery Robin: What's a tery ?
10. Batman walks into a bar Finds Joker having some drinks and texting on his iPhone.
    Feels bad that he couldn't bring his batmobile with him.

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Batmobile One Liners

Which batmobile one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with batmobile? I can suggest the ones about robin and batman.

1. Robin: The batmobile won't start. Batman: Check the battery Robin: What's a tery
2. What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile!
3. What did one orphan say to the other orphan? To the Batmobile!
4. What do toy Batmobiles run on? Bat-teries
5. The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile They have a tumbler.
6. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Quick, to the Batmobile!!!
7. What does Batman spend his money on? Batmo-bills!
   Sorry...I'll see myself out...
8. ROBIN: the Batmobile won't start!
9. What's it called when someone blocks in the Batmobile? Obstruction of Justice League.
10. Why did batman put a car alarm in his batmobile? He didn't want people to rob him
11. Batman, the Batmobile isn't working !

Hilarious Batmobile Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about batmobile you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bale jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make batmobile pranks.