The Best 18 Batmobile Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Batmobile jokes. There are some batmobile hubcap jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these batmobile catwoman puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Batmobile Jokes and Puns

Robin: The batmobile won't start. Batman: Check the battery

Robin: What's a tery

Robin tells Batman "I can't get the batmobile started"

Batman: check the battery

Robin: what's a tery?

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Batmobile joke, What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin was having problems starting the Batmobile

And then he went to Batman "The Batmobile won't start!"

"Have you checked the battery?"

"What's an Ery?"

I'd like to see Batman and Robin fight crime in places that need it the most.

"Hey Batman!"
"Yeah, Robin?"
"Didn't we park the Batmobile here?"


Batman giving his Batmobile to robin

Batman: Robin, im giving you my Batmobile.

Robin: aww really batman? thanks!

Batman: yes, its 555-522-8626

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

To the Batmobile!

Batmobile joke, What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

"Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

Bonus joke:

What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car?

"Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile

They have a tumbler.

Robin: Batman, the batmobile wont work...

Batman: did you check the battery?
Robin: what's a tery

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

Quick, to the Batmobile!!!

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Batman and robin got into the batmobile

But it wont start. So batman tells robin to check the battery.

Robin asks back what's a tery?

Robin: The batmobile isn't working Batman: Go check the battery

Robin: What's a tery ?

Batman walks into a bar

Finds Joker having some drinks and texting on his iPhone.

Feels bad that he couldn't bring his batmobile with him.

Batman and robin got in the batmobile, but it doesn't start. Robin says, check the "battery"

Batman says, "what's a tery?"

MY VERY FIRST POPE JOKE

**If the greatest superhero drives the batmobile, what the greatest supervillain's vehicle is?**

*The Popemobile.*

Batmobile joke, MY VERY FIRST POPE JOKE

Batman and Robin are in the batmobile

But the car won't start.

So batman says: Robin, look at the battery

Robin asks: what is a terry?

ROBIN: the Batmobile won't start!

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