Batman And Joker Jokes
34 batman and joker jokes and hilarious batman and joker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about batman and joker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Batman And Joker Short Jokes
Short batman and joker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The batman and joker humour may include short jokes also.
- When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it. That's Arkham's Razor.
- Joker to Batman: "Hey Batman, wanna hear a joke?" "Yeah sure."
Joker: "Ok, parental love".
Batman: "I don't get it.."
"exactly." - My Boyfriend said I'm starting to annoy him because I relate everything to Batman…. What a joker!!!
- Do you want to know how i got these Scars? Joker asked Batman as he showed him his Lion king figurine collection.
- What do you call Batman and... What do you call Batman and Robin after the Joker ran them over with a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon!!!
--Apparently this was my 5yo self's fav joke. - What moment is Batman History was the worst for Batman? Christmas.
He lays an egg, smells bad, and Joker gets away.
Also his parents are dead. - Batman took some flak going to the Police Ball dressed as the Joker But sometimes he's his own worst enemy.
- Batman walks into a bar Finds Joker having some drinks and texting on his iPhone.
Feels bad that he couldn't bring his batmobile with him. - I auditioned for the joker role for a Batman movie .. I did not get it because they thought I was too funny.
- Batgirl They were looking to cast a female to play Batgirl in the next Batman movie. I suggested Mary Kate Olsen...
She already took out the Joker...
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Batman And Joker One Liners
Which batman and joker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with batman and joker? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Why couldn't the Joker see where Batman was? Cause it was a dark knight
- Why isn't Batman invited to any parties? Because he always gets rid of the Joker!
- Where did the Joker prank Batman? Got 'Em City.
- What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him? Gotham
- Joker filed charges against Batman. They were in cabinet D3.
- Who's more powerful, the Joker or Ben Affleck? Ben Affleck because he could kill Batman.
- Batman could beat the Joker, but... ...he couldn't beat Lou Kemia.
:( - What do you call Batman after getting beat of by the Joker? Bruiced Wayne.
- Al Gore to play role of The Joker in a new Batman Trilogy Why so serial?
- What did the anti-joker say to the joker? I'm Batman.
Batman And Joker Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about batman and joker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make batman and joker pranks.
"..A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news..'"
"This remind me of a hilarious joke. A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news.'
'What are the bad news?' asks the patient.
'You only have 24 hours to live.' replies the doctor.
'Oh my, that's terrible! What could possibly be worse than that?!'
'Well, I've been trying to contact you since yesterday...!'
Haha! Always knocks em out!"
- The Joker on The Batman cartoon.
2 guys locked in a lunatic asylum.
See, there were 2 guys locked in a lunatic asylum. One night, they decided to escape. They made it up to the rooftop, across this narrow gap, they see rooftops. Stretching out into freedom.
The first guy, he jumps across no problem. But his friend, nope, afraid of falling. First guy thinks of an idea, he says "hey, i got this flashlight with me, I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings and you can walk across the beam and join me!"
The 2nd guy says, "what do you think i am, crazy? you'll just turn it off when i'm half way across!"
*source, the joker tells batman this joke, batman laughs w/ him for the first time. *
Did Batman kill Joker in killing joke
That’s why it’s called 'The Killing Joke.' The Joker tells the ‘Killing Joke’ at the end, Batman reaches out and breaks his neck, and that’s why the laughter stops and the light goes out, ’cause that was the last chance at crossing that bridge. And Alan Moore wrote the ultimate Batman/Joker story — he finished it.
When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
That's Arkham's Razor.