The Best 23 Baths Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Baths jokes. There are some baths bedrooms jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these baths milk bath puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Baths Jokes and Puns

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your Note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons of milk. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath". The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs."

Why do we give mud baths to old people?

To get them used to dirt.

A guy goes to the the doctor. He finds out he has cancer and three months to live. He asks the doctor is there anything we can do?

The doctor says: "Well you could take mud baths.

The guy says: "Oh great will that help me live longer?"

The Doctor says: "No, it but it will get you used to being in the dirt"

Baths joke, A guy goes to the the doctor. He finds out he has cancer and three months to live. He asks the docto

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What kind of dogs loves baths?

A shampoodle.


Blonde Woman Wants To Look Young Again

A blonde woman heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

The milkman read the note, and thought there must be a mistake. He asked the women if she meant 2.5 gallons.

The blonde woman said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want the milk to be pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my eyes."

I was in the shower at the local swimming baths

The guy showering next to me asked "are you gay mate?"
I replied "What? no i'm not. But you must be, you haven't stopped looking at my erection since you got in"

Baths joke, I was in the shower at the local swimming baths

There are three kinds of people: Firstly the ones who shower, secondly the ones who takes baths

and thirdly the ones who sit next to me on the bus.

Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?

So they can have bubble baths.

TIL that dinosaurs used hot springs to take baths

But as time advanced they moved onto meteor showers.

My wife complained that long baths feel draining

So I got her a plug.

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A milkman gets an order for 45 pints of milk.

Puzzled, he decides to ask the customer if this is a mistake.
she confirms saying "Milk baths are good for your skin," explains the woman.

"Oh, OK," replies the milkman. "Do you need it pasteurized then?"

"No," says the woman. "Up to my neck will be fine."

A kid is playing with his Testicles, while his mom baths him...

"Mommy is this my brain?"
"Not yet sweetheart, not yet"

I called the swimming baths today...

Me: *"Hi, is this the local pool?"*

Guy on the phone: *"Depends where you're calling from"*

Due to the hot weather and water shortage in Ireland

The Dublin swimming baths are closing lanes 7 & 8

Anybody taking bath in Milk..

"Why do you take baths in milk?"
"I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

Baths joke, Anybody taking bath in Milk..

King Midas doesn't like baths

He likes golden showers.

Was talking to a friend about taking many baths a day.

"There's no harm in taking baths repeatedly unless you are soap."

Why don't artists shower?

Because they prefer to draw baths.


I gave my cat a bath last night.

I know cats are supposed to hate baths, but he really seemed to enjoy it. I, on the other hand, didn't like the way the fur stuck to my tongue.

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a dirtier joke?

2 more white horses fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke?

All three took baths.

I've been clean for 47 days

I'm taking daily baths but it's okay because I've been using heroin to cope.

explain this joke to me....

You know when you put a stick in the water, it looks like it is bent,
but it really isn't? That's why I don't take baths.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the baths bathtub jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working baths shower piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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