Bathroom Wall Jokes
20 bathroom wall jokes and hilarious bathroom wall puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bathroom wall that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bathroom Wall Short Jokes
Short bathroom wall jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bathroom wall humour may include short bathroom tile jokes also.
- There's a hole in the women's bathroom wall at the police station The detectives are looking into it
- What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I didn't drill a hole in the bathroom wall to see a lentil.
- In the physics department's bathroom There is a stall that has graffiti on the wall. The graffiti reads "Werner Heisenberg may have been here."
- I was called to school because my 9 year old son vandalized a wall in school's bathroom with a permanent marker again That's where he drew the line
- How do you trap a Swede in the bathroom? On the left wall write: look right.
On the right wall write: look left. - Written on the Bathroom Wall... *Here I sit
Broken-hearted
Tried to rhyme
Couldn't even get the meter right.* - On a men's bathroom wall, someone had hastily scrawled, "I slept with your mother."
Underneath it, another person had written, "Go home dad, you're drunk." - 2 guys are in a public bathroom One is white, and the other is black. The white guy says across the wall, "This water is cold!" to which the black guy replies, "It's deep too!"
- Midway through s**...... She turned to me and said, "Switch positions?"
"There's one on the wall by the door," I replied," and another in the bathroom." - Always be careful when renovating bathrooms It's all going wall until the bank calls you talking about how u**... debt
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Bathroom Wall One Liners
Which bathroom wall one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bathroom wall? I can suggest the ones about bathroom stall and bathroom.
- Written on bathroom wall Three things I hate:
1. Vandalism
2. Lists
3. Sarcasm - Found On A Bathroom Wall Here I sit
taking a dump,
Giving birth
to another Trump
Unearthly Funniest Bathroom Wall Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about bathroom wall you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bathroom sign jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bathroom wall pranks.
Americans always have something to complain about, then suddenly they'll move on. Remember when people were up in arms about cupcakes, bathrooms, statues, police, riots, clean water? So when you think this "Wall" thing will last forever, just remember...
People will eventually get over it.
A man walks into a public bathroom...
...as he stands at the u**... he notices written on the wall in front of him "BEWARE g**..." ignoring it he then goes to wash his hands when above the hand dryers he sees it written again "BEWARE g**..." as he turns to leave he sees something written on the floor in small lettering and bends over to read it... "we warned you twice"
Saw "h**... did nothing wrong" written on the bathroom wall today.
I shook my head in disappointment. Have people already forgotten Operation Barbarossa?
A night of drinking
After a night of heavy drinking at the bars, 3 girls meet up the next day to recall their drunkin night
Girl 1: I was so drunk last night when I got home I blew chunks for hours!
Girl 2: That's nothing! When I got home I couldn't even make it to the toilet and threw up all over my bathroom walls!
Girl 3: You think that's bad. When I got home I went straight to bed and woke up with p**... all over me and my bed sheets.
Girls 2 and 3 are laughing hysterically after hearing about their crazy night when Girl 1 quietly interrupts and says I don't think you two understand, chunks is my dog.
A lost rhinoceros wanders into a house and cannot find his way back out.
He panics and runs through a wall, destroying the kitchen. He's still inside the house so he breaks through another wall, finding himself in the bathroom. He's frustrated that he still hasn't gotten out of the house and he tears through a third wall. Still, he has not found his way out of the house. The rhinoceros then starts running towards another wall but then stops, faces you, and says "you thought I'd break the fourth wall, didn't you?"
Someone keeps wiping boogers on the wall in the bathroom at work.
Sometimes teleworking s**....