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35 bathroom stall jokes and hilarious bathroom stall puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bathroom stall that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short bathroom stall jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bathroom stall humour may include short bathroom wall jokes also.

  1. Women are like bathrooms stalls.... ....they're all dirty, except the handicap ones -Jim Jeffries
  2. In the physics department's bathroom There is a stall that has graffiti on the wall. The graffiti reads "Werner Heisenberg may have been here."
  3. Today, I went to the toilet without bringing my phone. There are 178 tiles in the bathroom all and 6 stalls in total.
  4. Faced an interview question I couldn't answer, so I went to hide in the bathroom and stood on the toilet You could say I'm stalling.
  5. What do you call it when someone writes 'Jesus Loves You' on the side of a bathroom stall Evandalism
  6. My co-workers must be atheists because they hate when I greet them "Merry Christmas!" It doesn't seem to matter whether I greet them from over or under the bathroom stall.
  7. Did you hear about the guy who hid from a serial killer in the bathroom? He was just stalling.
  8. Bathroom stall Graffiti What is the best/worst bathroom stall graffiti you have ever read?
    My favorite was in a pulpmill I worked at:
    "some days I do fuckall..
    Some days I don't do fuckall"
  9. This w**... in the bathroom tried talking to me while I was on the toilet. Just because the stall door is open doesn't mean I'm here to chat. Jeez, have some boundaries dude.
  10. I've designed a bathroom stall door that will open for everyone except British detectives. It's called a No s**..., Sure-Lock.

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Bathroom Stall One Liners

Which bathroom stall one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bathroom stall? I can suggest the ones about washroom and public restroom.

  1. What's it called when you're killing time at work hiding in the bathroom? Stalling.
  2. What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time? Stall
  3. I had to use the bathroom, but all the urinals were full So I had to stall
  4. Why can't an American bathroom stall lie? You can see right through them
  5. Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms? There's already handicapped stalls.
  6. I like to waste time in the bathroom, but my boss is catching on. He thinks I'm stalling.
  7. Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall?
    A: Captain's log.
  8. What do you call a veteran who sleeps in a bathroom stall? A loo-tenant.
  9. Every bar is a protein bar... if you drill a hole in the bathroom stall.
  10. A man walks out of a bathroom stall... drys his hands off, then leaves.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about bathroom stall can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of bathroom stall puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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What funny jokes about bathroom stall you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean bathroom jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make bathroom stall prank.

OMG!!! I was sitting in the Nordstrom bathroom stall

And had just sat down when a voice in the next stall over said Hi! How are
You?? . Embarrased, I said I'm fine? . The voice continued So what are you up to?? I said Just sitting here like you! Then the voice says Can I come over?? Thoroughly annoyed and somewhat alarmed at this point I said sorry I'm kind of busy right now! .
Suddenly the voice says loudly Sorry I'm going to have to call you back - there's some idiot next to me answering all my questions.

A Piece Of String Walks Into A Bar...

He quickly notices a sign that says, "No String Allowed, We do not serve pieces of String."
Before anyone notices, he rushes to the bathroom and hides in a stall.
He messes himself up, makes himself look rough and tattered. Then he contorts his body into a twisted and uncomfortable position.
He proceeds to the bar where he asks the barkeep for a drink.
Looking at the string suspiciously the barkeep asks,
"Hey... are you a piece of string??"
To which the string replies,
"No, I'm a frayed knot.".
(Shamelessly farming Karma on my cake day)

A man goes into the bathroom to take a dump.

When he's done, he realizes there's no toilet paper. Knocking on the stall next to him, he asks, "Hey, do have an extra roll of toilet paper?"
"I'm sorry, but I do not."
He knocks again. "Do you have a newspaper?"
"I'm sorry, but I do not."
He knocks again. "Do you have an old handkerchief?"
"I'm sorry, but I do not."
He knocks again. "Do you have change for a five?"
Got this one from my grandpa.

A large white bear walked into a bar, laughed, made out with the hottest girl, broke down sobbing, and had s**... with a guy in the bathroom stall. A customer asked the bartender "Sheesh, what's his problem?"

"Bipolar"

What to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom stall you're in

"We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations."
If they reply "Well what about old friends?", then you really should probably consider if you're decent before letting Gandalf in.

Walmart Bathroom

I was in Walmart using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, Hi! How are you?
Embarrassed... I said, I'm ok!"
The voice said, "So what are you up to?
I said, Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!
Then I hear, Can I come over?
Annoyed... I said Excuse me?!?!."
Then the voice said, Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!"
Embarrassed!!

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