The Best 20 Bathe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bathe jokes. There are some bathe milk bath jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bathe rains puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bathe Jokes and Puns

Best son ever

5 year old son after reading a story of a king

Son : mom, I also want 3 wives, one will bathe , one will cook and one will sing

Mom : which one will put you to sleep?

Son: no mom, I will still sleep with you. Mom's eyes filled up with tears... God bless you son

Mom : who will the 3 wives sleep with?

Son : let them sleep with daddy

Daddy's eyes filled with tears... God bless you son

I have bathed in the blood of virgins!

I had a nosebleed in the shower.

Happy father's day!

5 year old son after reading story of a king says to his mom:

Son: Mom, I also want 3 wives... one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me

Mom: And which one will put you to sleep

Son: No mom, i will still sleep with you

Mom's eyes filled up with tears.

Mom: God bless you son. But who will sleep with your 3 wives?

Son: Let them sleep with daddy.

Daddy's eyes filled up with tears. God bless you son !

Happy Father's day!

Bathe joke, Happy father's day!

Why didn't the pirates bathe before walking the plank?

They figured they'd wash up on shore later.

It's OK to watch an elephant bathe

as they usually have their trunks on.


I have bathed in the blood of virgins...

Well, I had a nose bleed in the bath this morning.

A woman had a terrible skin disease

That covered her legs. She went to a dermatologist and he said

"What you have is very rare but easily cured. Take a bath in milk for 3 nights and it will go away."

The woman went home and called the local grocery store and said
"I would like to buy 40 gallons of milk to bathe in."

The man on the phone exclaimed "40 gallons pasturized!?"

She said "heavens no... Just past my waist."

Bathe joke, A woman had a terrible skin disease

A five year old read a story about a king

5yo: mom, i also want 3 wives, one to feed me, one to bathe me, one to sing for me.
mom: and which one will put you to sleep?
5yo: none, i'd still sleep with you.
mom: you're the best son ever. but where will your wives sleep then?
5yo: they can sleep with dad.
dad: you really are the best son ever.

Not your typical response

Some guy was having fun with another woman in her house. He finished up and as he was ready to leave, he realizes he smells like her perfume. So he had a great idea. He went to a local bar, drank a few good ones and went home.

His wife smelled him and said:
"Do you think I'm stupid, huh? You can bathe yourself in a women's perfume all you want, I can still guess you went to a bar, you drunk!".

An expecting couple is buying party supplies.

The cashier asks What's the occasion?

Oh, We are having our baby shower, says the wife.

That's pretty impressive, says the cashier. My wife and I still have to bathe ours.

A King is being admired by his people...

They bring him food, bathe him, protect his castle, and all he has to do is shake a paw every once and a while..

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What do you call a furry who doesn't bathe?

A furry

How do terrorists prefer to bathe?

...with bath bombs.

Doctor : "I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life."

Me : OH MY GOD!

Doctor : Just kidding. She's dead.

Today, I realized that my peasants really are revolting.

They do not bathe even before executing their king.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't bathe?

Ex-stink-t

Bathe joke, What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't bathe?

My dad trying to explain what dish cleaner does. "So basically it erases the fat of dishes... well not er~"

Me interrupting: "then why don't you bathe in it?"

People say gamerphobia isn't a problem...

and then continue to get mad at me when I forget to stop wearing the same clothes and bathe for 20 years

Isn't it funny why we hate rain but bathe in water.

We eat apples but duck if someone throws one at you.
We play with soccerballs but duck if one flys towards you.


How did the Red Sea get its name?

Cleopatra used to bathe there periodically.

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