Bathe Jokes
37 bathe jokes and hilarious bathe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bathe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short bathe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bathe humour may include short bathing jokes also.
- Today one of my friends told me I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space. It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.
- The next time your wife gets angry... put a cape (or bath towel) over her shoulders then tell her: "Now, you're Super Angry!"
Maybe she'll laugh...or maybe you'll die. - My friend told me I make him feel uncomfortable because I violate his personal space... It was a very hurtful thing to say and completely ruined our bath.
- One of my friends told me I make people uncomfortable by often invading people's personal space I found this really hurtful, it completely ruined our bath
- Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven ate nine grams of bath salts and then killed all of the other numbers.
- My friend said that I make people uncomfortable by invading their personal space. It was a very hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.
- Regretting the compliment... A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Really! Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
- Two monkeys entered a bath. Monkey 1: Oooh oooh oooh aaah aaah aaah
Monkey 2: Calm down, it isn't that hot - A male snake charmer married a female undertaker.. Their bath towel read "Hiss" and "Hearse"
- There are two monkeys in a bath.. One goes 'ooh ooh ah ah!'
The other says 'put some cold in then!'
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- My roommate accused me of not respecting his boundaries.. Totally ruined our bath.
- Wife asked me to get "bath stuff" for xmas. Hope she likes her toaster.
- I have bathed in the blood of virgins! I had a nosebleed in the shower.
- My 5yo hit me with this: what do you call an elephant who refuses to bath? A Smellephant!
- 7 dwarves in a bath and they all felt Happy So Happy got out.
- The seven dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy. So Happy got out.
- I asked my husband for a bath bomb for Christmas He got me a toaster.
- I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- The 7 dwarves are in the bath, all feeling happy So he got out
- Do you know what to do if an epileptic has an attack in bath? Quickly add your laundry.
- I dropped my phone in the bath Now it's syncing.
- What did Archimedes say when he peed in the bath? UREA!!!
- Yo Mama So Fat When she takes a bath she doesn't use any water and it still overflows!
- So a German installs a bath around his desk... BADUMTISCH
- Hey girl are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you
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Best son ever
5 year old son after reading a story of a king
Son : mom, I also want 3 wives, one will bathe , one will cook and one will sing
Mom : which one will put you to sleep?
Son: no mom, I will still sleep with you. Mom's eyes filled up with tears... God bless you son
Mom : who will the 3 wives sleep with?
Son : let them sleep with daddy
Daddy's eyes filled with tears... God bless you son
Happy father's day!
5 year old son after reading story of a king says to his mom:
Son: Mom, I also want 3 wives... one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me
Mom: And which one will put you to sleep
Son: No mom, i will still sleep with you
Mom's eyes filled up with tears.
Mom: God bless you son. But who will sleep with your 3 wives?
Son: Let them sleep with daddy.
Daddy's eyes filled up with tears. God bless you son !
Happy Father's day!
Why didn't the pirates bathe before walking the plank?
They figured they'd wash up on shore later.
When I was a child my mum always used to bathe me in cheap Australian beer.
It wasn't till I was 18 that I realized I'd been Fostered....
How do baseball players know when to bathe?
Foul b**...
It's OK to watch an elephant bathe
as they usually have their trunks on.
When I was a baby.
When I was growing up my parents used to bathe me in cheap Australian beer.
It wasn't until I was 18 I realized I had been Fostered..
6 Year old son , after reading story of a king
Son: Mom I also want 4 wives, one will sing ,one bathe me, one will cook
Mom: And one will put you to sleep
Son:No, Mom I will still sleep with you
Mom's eyes filled up with tears.God Bless you dear
Mom: Then who will sleep with your 4 wives?
Son: Let them sleep with dad
Dad's eyes filled up with tears.God Bless you dear
A woman had a terrible skin disease
That covered her legs. She went to a dermatologist and he said
"What you have is very rare but easily cured. Take a bath in milk for 3 nights and it will go away."
The woman went home and called the local grocery store and said
"I would like to buy 40 gallons of milk to bathe in."
The man on the phone exclaimed "40 gallons pasturized!?"
She said "heavens no... Just past my waist."
I have bathed in the blood of virgins...
Well, I had a nose bleed in the bath this morning.
A five year old read a story about a king
5yo: mom, i also want 3 wives, one to feed me, one to bathe me, one to sing for me.
mom: and which one will put you to sleep?
5yo: none, i'd still sleep with you.
mom: you're the best son ever. but where will your wives sleep then?
5yo: they can sleep with dad.
dad: you really are the best son ever.
My Parents Love Me
Whenever I went to bathe they would shower me with Toasters, Hair Dryers, and Fans.
Not your typical response
Some guy was having fun with another woman in her house. He finished up and as he was ready to leave, he realizes he smells like her perfume. So he had a great idea. He went to a local bar, drank a few good ones and went home.
His wife smelled him and said:
"Do you think I'm s**..., huh? You can bathe yourself in a women's perfume all you want, I can still guess you went to a bar, you drunk!".
An expecting couple is buying party supplies.
The cashier asks What's the occasion?
Oh, We are having our baby shower, says the wife.
That's pretty impressive, says the cashier. My wife and I still have to bathe ours.
A King is being admired by his people...
They bring him food, bathe him, protect his castle, and all he has to do is shake a paw every once and a while..
What do you call a furry who doesn't bathe?
A furry
How do terrorists prefer to bathe?
...with bath bombs.
Doctor : "I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life."
Me : OH MY GOD!
Doctor : Just kidding. She's dead.
Today, I realized that my peasants really are revolting.
They do not bathe even before executing their king.
What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't bathe?
Ex-stink-t
My dad trying to explain what dish cleaner does. "So basically it erases the fat of dishes... well not er~"
Me interrupting: "then why don't you bathe in it?"
