Bath Towel Jokes
10 bath towel jokes and hilarious bath towel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bath towel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Bath Towel Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good bath towel joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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The next time your wife gets angry...
put a cape (or bath towel) over her shoulders then tell her: "Now, you're Super Angry!"
Maybe she'll laugh...or maybe you'll die.
A male snake charmer married a female undertaker..
Their bath towel read "Hiss" and "Hearse"
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The Two Nuns and the Blind man.
There were once two nuns taking a bath together when all of a sudden they hear a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" yells out one of the nuns.
"It's me, the blind man." replies the man at the door.
"Ok, come on up." calls the second nun.
A short moment later, they heard the footsteps up the staircase and soon the door to the bathroom opened.
"Oh, hello Sisters. I like your new towels. Now where do you want the blinds?"
Bu dum tss
The 3rd child asked her mother
Did you want a daughter or a son when I was born?
Mom angrily:
I wanted neither.
I just wanted a towel from your father while having bath!
Why must people sun dry after bathing in Afghanistan?
There's a towel ban in Afghanistan
Chuck Norris once went sun-bathing...
...but unfortunately there were no towels available on the sun.
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Finals be like.
**EXAMINATION COUNCIL OF ZAMBIA**
SPECIAL PAPER 6
Time: 15 minutes.
Answer all questions. Do not turn this paper until you are told to do so. Each question carries 10 marks.
1-Black is a color and white is also a color, but black and white television is not a color television. Discuss, 10 marks.
2-1f soap and water makes the body clean, then what makes the towel dirt after bath? Discuss, 10 marks.
3-Can you trust a nurse whose husband sells coffins? Discuss, 10 marks.
You are free to use a calculator
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So a priest is taking a bath late at night
So a priest is taking a bath late at night when he remembered that he forgot his soap in his room, he figured it's late and no one will be up so he rushed to his room without a towel around his waist, he got the soap but on his way back he heard two nuns walking by so he stands by the wall like a statue. The two nuns walk up to him and one of them says to the other "Look, it's that soap dispenser they said they were gonna bring" and she pulls his d**..., he quickly drops his soap. The second nun says "Oh, cool! I want to that too" and she pulls his thing and nothing happens so she tries a few more times then she turns to the first nun and says "Oh! I got liquid soap!".
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THE MAN of the Italian house
Anthony had just finished reading a new book entitled, _You Can Be THE MAN of Your House._
Inspired, he stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am THE MAN of this house and my word is Law. You'll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you'll serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, we're going upstairs and we'll have the kind of s**... that I want. Afterwards, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You'll wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you'll massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The f**...' f**... director would be my first guess"
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A man's wife is in a coma in the hospital
The man, exhausted, sleeps in the waiting room as the nurse gives his wife a towel bath. As the nurse does this, she notices a slight movement from the comatose woman as she runs the washcloth over the woman's private parts.
The nurse gently wakes the man up, and as he rubs sleep from his eyes, she tells him, "I noticed something when bathing your wife, and it makes me think she might respond to o**... s**...."
The man thinks a moment, then says, "OK, I'll give it a try." He goes into the room while the nurse watches the woman's vital signs from the monitor at the nurse's station.
Suddenly, the heart monitor goes flat with a loud "BEEEEP". The nurse charges off and almost crashes into the man as he exits the door of the woman's room. "What happened!?" she shouts.
"She choked."
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