Bath Salts Jokes
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Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because Seven ate nine grams of bath salts and then killed all of the other numbers.
A pig goes to the doctors with swine flu.
The doctor gives him a leaflet for a therapeutic spa and tells him to go straight there.
When he gets there he's instructed to lay in a shallow bath of salt and sugar.
He chuckles to himself and thinks, "what's this supposed to do, cure me!"
I've been getting into Bath Salts recently...
Nothing major it's just that if I'm gonna smoke crack in the bathtub I want that bath to be exfoliating.
Don't you think taking a bath is a bit tasteless?
Why not add some salt in it?
What do Spanish chemists call bath salts?
Baña Na
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A college girl was found dead in her bathtub...
She decided to take a bath after a long day of testing. Unbeknownst to her, her roommate had a f**... of putting a 9-volt battery in the bath to give herself a small electric shock.
This time, however, she left it in the tub. The college girl decided she wanted to put some soothing bath salts in the tub. The salt made the bath water into a stronger conductor of electricity, so when she got in, she was electrocuted and died.
When the authorities found her body, they deduced that the cause of death was a salt and battery.
Bath salts...
What did one bath salts addict say to the other?
"Stop chewing me out!"
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