Bates Jokes

Funniest Bates Short Jokes

Short bates jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bates humour may include short bats jokes also.

1. There Once Was A Poet Named Bates, His poems weren't always first rate,
   His first lines weren't bad, but the problem he had,
   Was that he always tried to put too many syllables into the last line.
2. I had high expectations for doing great things in 2020. Instead I'm stuck at home jacking off and playing Nintendo. The old 'bate and Switch.
3. I don't go on and on about how I can't roller skate But apparently the whole world needs to know about how this w**... in the river can't swim.
4. What path do Hannibal Lecter, Norman Bates, and Freddy Krueger take walks on? Psycho Path.
5. Mr.Bates gets a butler (My dad told me this joke)
   Butler:Good Morning Mr. Bates.
   Bates: Please address me as master from now on
   Butler: My sincere apologies Master Bates...
6. Physical Doctor gave me a physical and says I have to stop master bating. I ask why? He says "because I'm giving you a physical"
7. People are always complaining about clickbait But that's all I do on the internet, click and 'bate
8. How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel? He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)
9. Q&A Q: What did Norman Bates call his little sister?
   (You know you see it coming...)
   A: Psycho-sis!
   (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
10. A very rich landlord lives in a mansion... He has lots of servants in the mansion. Usually, everyone calls him Edward. Edward Bates. But his servants call him Master Bates.

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Bates One Liners

Which bates one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bates? I can suggest the ones about bales and bites.

1. If Norman Bates was batman's dad.. would Alfred call Bruce, Master Bates?
2. What does a formal argument and a worm on a hook have in common? De bate.
3. Who's the richest fish in all the world? Gill Bates.
4. Kids marry Adults date
   Master bate
5. Imagine if Norman Bates had a butler. How can I help you today, Master Bates?
6. What is Kathy Bates favorite state? Missouri
7. Stan Bates went to college to get his 8 year degree. He's now Master Bates.
8. My medical report for asthma is coming soon. I'm waiting with bated breath.
9. Our accountant's name is James bates. But he prefers I call him master.
10. Who is Master Cheifs brother? Master Bates
11. What is the name of Kathy Bates' son? Master Bates.
12. I master' 'Bates william's principal
13. Don't ever go to Bates Motel... a PSYCO lives there!
14. what happens when you master bate?

Norman Bates Jokes

Here is a list of funny norman bates jokes and even better norman bates puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Q: what did Norman Bates say... when the waitress asked him what kind of toast he wanted?
  A: wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat!...

Unearthly Funniest Bates Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about bates you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bets jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bates pranks.