The Best 5 Bate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bate jokes. There are some bate deter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bate diminish puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bate Jokes and Puns

I need new pals. So I was at my locker before class with all the stuff I like in front of me, attached to yarn. "What're you doing?" asks the Principal. "Fishing for a new friend group. This is stuff Im into they may like." I said. "You cant leave this stuff laying here." He says. So I say "Why..."

It's just clique bate.

What does a formal argument and a worm on a hook have in common?

De bate.

Kids marry

Adults date
Master bate

You're a rising star in the competitive masturbation circuit who's in LA for the WBC (World Bate Championships).

Don't choke.

Batman's last name should have been Bates instead of Wayne, it looks like it fits

Also Alfred could have a good laugh


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bate miss jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bate parry piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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