Batch Jokes
27 batch jokes and hilarious batch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about batch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you ready for a boatload of batch jokes? From bad batches to Covid batches, we've got a multitude of jokes ready to make you laugh. Whether you like to bake or just take a break, our collection of batch jokes is sure to tickle your funny bone.
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Funniest Batch Short Jokes
Short batch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The batch humour may include short queue jokes also.
- I started brewing beer specifically for certain professions. The first two batches were brewed for lumberjacks and bellhops. A lager and a porter.
- Did you hear about the cannibal who used a group of businessmen to make a batch of chili? I guess he wanted seasoned professionals.
- Being an HR, whenever I get a new batch of resumes, I always throw half of them in the garbage. I don't want unlucky people working in my department.
- Warning about new batch of "ice" Police are warning drug users about a diluted, mild version of ice doing the rounds. They are calling it "crystal meh".
- Colleague said "I used to be the most fashionable chick in my batch in college!" To which "What changed after college?" Is not the apt reply.
- Realizing that the AT-AT doesn't have enough armor around the back, the Empire released a new batch with increased armor... and called them the PHAT-ATs
- The next batch of women who get plastic surgery Will have a stamp on their paperwork that shows they made with 33% recycled Joan Rivers.
- Benedict Cumberbatch, if we dissect his name it means "Blessed batch of cucumbers" In other words, he is just a jar of Kosher Dill Pickles
- Why did the first batch of Tickle Me Elmos have a high pitched laugh? The designers forgot to include two testtickles
- The last batch of s**... b**... were very tight knit. They used to sing together, dance together, laugh together. True brethren. At the end they had a blast doing their job.
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Batch One Liners
Which batch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with batch? I can suggest the ones about brew and bulk.
- What do you call it when you brew a batch of wine too early? Statutory Grape.
- What do you call a rude baker? A batch
- What happens when you make bread from scratch but cook it too long? That batch is toast
- I want to bake a batch of low quality Star Wars biscuits. I'll be a Wookie Cookie Rookie!
- Do you know why I love eating corn? Because you get a second batch of it after 6 hours
- I Go to Britain to Meet Benedict Cumberbatch Only to Find He has a Batch of Cucumbers
- Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery? A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.
- Theres no easy way to say this but... A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits
Cheerful Batch Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about batch you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bench jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make batch pranks.
Change for a $15 bill
An incompentent counterfeiter spent all day making his funny money. At the end of the day he realizes he spent all his time making $15 bills.
He figures that the only way he's going to get anything from this batch of money, is to find a place where the people aren't too bright and change his phoney money for real cash.
He travels to a small town and walks into a small Mom and Pop grocery store. He goes to the old man behind the counter and asks him, "Do you have change for a $15 bill?"
The old man replies, "I sure do...How would you like that? An eight and a seven or two sixes and a three?"
[Religion]A man sees a boy with a box of kittens
The man goes over and says "Oh what cute kittens!" The boy replies "Yes they are Christian kittens". About a week later the man sees the boy again with the same batch of kittens. Once again he walks over and says "my, those are just adorable!" The boy replies "Yes, they are atheist kittens" The man asks "wait, weren't they christian before?" The boy looks at the man and says "Yeah but they have their eyes open now.
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway...
... he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, " Why then don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth," she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."
A Mexican lying on his death bed
The sick Mexican was lying on his death bed. He had only hours to live when suddenly he smelled tamales. He loved tamales more than anything else in the world, especially his wife's tamales.
With every last bit of energy left in his body, the sick Mexican pulled himself out of bed, across the floor, down the hall, and into the kitchen. He saw that his wife was removing a fresh batch of tamales from the stove top. As he reached for one of the freshly made tamales, his wife smacked him in with a wooden spoon.
"Leave them alone, c**..., they're for the f**...."
Every time I j**..., it makes me a little more of a hero.
Just think how many little Hitlers could be in each batch.
A man falls into a vat at a scotch distillery...
he drowns in the vat and the workers decide that despite this they'll still bottle this batch.
While tasting they agreed that despite the odd taste it was full bodied.
