basted Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious basted puns

Do you know what pregnant teen, burnt pizza and frozen beer have in common?

In every case some basted pulled out too late.


As I basted the turkey

I swear I heard it say Just not in my hair.


To try something different, my wife smoked a chicken drumstick instead of a joint..

She got completely basted.


Did you hear about the cooked turkey?

It was basted on a true story.


What are the most funny Basted jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Basted? Well, here are the best Basted dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Basted pick up lines to share with friends.


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