The Best 9 Bassists Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bassists jokes. There are some bassists drumkit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bassists basses puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bassists Jokes and Puns

Three bass players walk into a bar.

They're actually in the middle of performing Beethoven's 9th symphony, but there's a long section near the end where the basses don't play, so they decide to go to the bar next door and grab a drink.

To know when to come back for the end of the symphony, the bassists tie a string to the conductor's score a few pages before they start playing again. When he turns the page, it'll tug on the string and they'll know to head back to the concert hall.

So the symphony goes on, and pretty soon the conductor realizes he's in trouble.

It's the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, and the basses are loaded.

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Just have the keybord player do it with their left hand.

Why are bassists considered cowardly?

Because they disappear at the first sign of treble.

How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb

None, because the keyboard player can do it with his left hand

If women who hang out with a group of musicians and follow them around from gig-to-gig are called "groupies", what do you call the men who do the same thing?

They are called "bassists".


What type of apples do bassists eat?

Jazz apples

I saw a racially tolerant orchestra...

None of them were bassists.

So two bassists are sitting at a bar...

One leans over to the other and says, "How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?" He responds, "One note at a time."

Bassists are like eyebrows

You dont notice them until they're gone

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bassists drummer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bassists observational piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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