Bassist Jokes

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Funniest Bassist Short Jokes

Short bassist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bassist humour may include short bass player jokes also.

1. What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend? A bassist.
   (Don't get triggered, I play bass and I find this funny)
2. How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Just have the keybord player do it with their left hand.
3. Our bands bassist was always coming in late He just couldn't get the timing right, so we kicked him out of the band. He got so depressed, he threw himself behind a bus.
4. A guitarist met a bassist and they had a jam... After a while, the bassist stopped and said:
   "That is very good and all, but why won't you play A?"
   The guitarist replied "because 440 Hz"
5. How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb None, because the keyboard player can do it with his left hand
6. If women who hang out with a group of musicians and follow them around from gig-to-gig are called "groupies", what do you call the men who do the same thing? They are called "bassists".
7. Most people don't know that Bon Jovi's sister is the bassist for the band Fish. Her name is Anne Jovi.
8. Did you hear about the time the bassist locked his keys in his car? It took like two hours to get the drummer out.
9. A drummer was standing outside of his car panicking because he accidentally locked his keys inside it. It was a very hot sunny day and the bassist was still inside the car.
10. Our bassist never shows up for practice Mostly 'cause he can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.

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Bassist One Liners

Which bassist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bassist? I can suggest the ones about bass guitarist and bass guitar.

1. What do you call a bassist without a girlfriend? Homeless
2. Why are bassists considered cowardly? Because they disappear at the first sign of treble.
3. What does a bassist use for contraception? Their personality.
4. What did the bassist say when he played too high? I'm in treble now
5. What do you call a bass player who can get by without a girlfriend? A Master-Bassist
6. What do you call a prejudiced 4 stringed guitar player? A racist bassist
7. If you hate the bass does that make you A bassist
8. I'm a bassist I believe upright is inherently better than electric
9. I saw a racially tolerant orchestra... None of them were bassists.
10. What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians? Bassist.
11. What type of apples do bassists eat? Jazz apples
12. Why did the rock band get in serious treble? They failed on a consistent bassist.
13. Bassists are like eyebrows You dont notice them until they're gone
14. The bassist walked past the bar.
15. How many Bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares?

Drummer And Bassist Jokes

Here is a list of funny drummer and bassist jokes and even better drummer and bassist puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you say when there's a singer, guitarist, bassist, and a drummer in a boat? Abandon ship
• what do you call a rock group with no bassist, drummer, singer or guitarist? Mount Rushmore
• What do you call a love triangle between a drummer, a bassist, and a piano player? A bad combo
• Musicians are perverts. The drummer sits in the back beating it, the guitarist is constantly f**... minors, the bassist is slapping it around, and they all like the pianist.

Band Bassist Jokes

Here is a list of funny band bassist jokes and even better band bassist puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why was the bass player the most popular person in the band? He was a need to know bassist.
• If the bassist in your band is upset that he can't hear himself It would be a bass-less complaint

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