The Best 30 Bassist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bassist jokes. There are some bassist drumkit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bassist vocalist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bassist Jokes and Puns

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

A bassist.

(Don't get triggered, I play bass and I find this funny)

Musicians are perverts.

The drummer sits in the back beating it, the guitarist is constantly fingering minors, the bassist is slapping it around, and they all like the pianist.

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Just have the keybord player do it with their left hand.

Bassist joke, How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A bass player dies and goes to hell

when he gets there, he's surprised to find Keith Moon immediately greeting him.

Hey man, you've gotta join our band. We've got Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn on guitar, and Im on drums

the bassist looks confused and says wait, this is hell right? that sounds awesome!

well satan's got a girlfriend who sings

Why are bassists considered cowardly?

Because they disappear at the first sign of treble.

What does a bassist use for contraception?

Their personality.

What did the bassist say when he played too high?

I'm in treble now

Bassist joke, What did the bassist say when he played too high?

Just thought of this

So I was at a hippy music festival and after the show I met a few bands back stage. I saw a bassist sitting in the corner by himself so I sat next to him and asked.

"Hey man, my name is Mark. Whats your name, what you been up to?"


A bass player runs into a bar...

where the guitar player and the singer are busy setting up. Breathless, he says "We've got a big problem! I locked my keys in the van!" "Whatever, man" says the singer, "We've got a gig to do, we'll worry about it later." "No, you don't understand" said the bassist, "the drummer is trapped inside!"

A guitarist met a bassist and they had a jam...

After a while, the bassist stopped and said:

"That is very good and all, but why won't you play A?"

The guitarist replied "because 440 Hz"

How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb

None, because the keyboard player can do it with his left hand

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Did you hear about the time the bassist locked his keys in his car?

It took like two hours to get the drummer out.

A drummer was standing outside of his car panicking because he accidentally locked his keys inside it.

It was a very hot sunny day and the bassist was still inside the car.

Musician's Joke: The guitarist of a band walks into their rehearsal room and sees the bassist and the drummer having an argument

Guitarist: "Why are you arguing?"

Bassist: "The drummer detuned one of my strings."

Guitarist: "So what's the problem?"

Bassist: "He won't tell me which one!"

What do you call a prejudiced 4 stringed guitar player?

A racist bassist

A spill

While doing a lab experiment I was listening to music by a band who's bassist was a known drug abuser. During his solo, I slipped on some spilled vinegar & lost my grip on a beaker full of sodium hydroxide.
Looks like while he was tripping on acid dropping the bass, I was tripping on acid dropping the base

Bassist joke, A spill

If you hate the bass does that make you

A bassist

Why was the bass player the most popular person in the band?

He was a need to know bassist.

What do you say when there's a singer, guitarist, bassist, and a drummer in a boat?

Abandon ship

I'm a bassist

I believe upright is inherently better than electric

two guys were walking down the street; one of them was a bassist...

the other guy didn't have any money either

what do you call a rock group with no bassist, drummer, singer or guitarist?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians?


Why did the rock band get in serious treble?

They failed on a consistent bassist.

So two bassists are sitting at a bar...

One leans over to the other and says, "How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?" He responds, "One note at a time."

Bassists are like eyebrows

You dont notice them until they're gone

If a guitar player is a guitarist and a bass player is a bassist, what is a lyre player?

A hipster.

If the bassist in your band is upset that he can't hear himself

It would be a bass-less complaint

What do you call a love triangle between a drummer, a bassist, and a piano player?

A bad combo

The bassist walked past the bar.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bassist frontman jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bassist chord piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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