Bass Guitarist Jokes
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What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?
A bassist.
(Don't get triggered, I play bass and I find this funny)
Why are bass guitarists always safe?
Because they stay out of treble.
A man asked Satan...
"How can I become the best guitarist in the world?"
Satan answered, "Give me your soul."
The man was bewildered. "What if I gave you a dollar instead?"
Satan smiled. "Then I'll make you the best bass player in the world."
How does a bass player pick up girls?
He says "Hi I'm a guitarist"
Why are bass guitarists always standing at the front door?
Because they don't know when to come in.
There are 10 types of guitarists in the world: those that can only strum a 6 string...
...and those that know bass too.
If a guitar player is a guitarist and a bass player is a bassist, what is a lyre player?
A hipster.
What's the fastest way to make money as a bass guitarist?
Trade your 'need food' sign for one that says 'no amp'
A bass player found a genie
A bass player found a genie, rubbed it and said I want to be the best bass player in all of America
the genie responded your wish is my command and he spent the next few years touring with some of the biggest bands in the country
He eventually got bored of just staying in America so he found the genie again and said I want to be the best bass player in the world
The genie responded your wish is my command and he was suddenly on a world wide tour.
He eventually got bored and found the genie one more time and said I want to be better than any bass player has ever been
Suddenly he was on tour as the rhythm guitarist of a middle school cover band
How does a guitarist protect his guitar from being stolen?
He stores in a bass case.
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