The Best 9 Baskets Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Baskets jokes. There are some baskets basketball jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these baskets wicker puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Baskets Jokes and Puns

Dean, to the physics department:

"Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff. Why couldn't you be like the math department - all they need is money for pencils, paper and waste-paper baskets. Or even better, like the philosophy department. All they need are pencils and paper."

Did you hear about the mushroom hunter who was terrible at finding edible mushrooms, so would resort to stealing them from the baskets of other hunters?

He had no morel compass.

I grew up in a family of potters.

I told my dad "I don't want to make pots anymore, I want to make baskets" and he was furious - he was going to kick me out.

He said "go. Weave."

What's the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?

A wicker basket is one of those baskets that you put flowers in, and a wicker box is what Elmer Fudd did to his girlfriend.

You can put Hillary Clinton supporters into two baskets.

The basket of adorables, and the basket of deportables.


What do you call two baskets that argue all the time?

Bicker Baskets

What kind of baskets do DJ's like the most?

Wicker wicker wicker

What do you call a company that delivers delicious fruit baskets and also has sex with your mom?

Oedipal Arrangements

In 30-ish AD, God gave people baskets after baskets of bread and fish...

In 2016 AD, the same God gives people a bread the size of a coin once a day.

Don't blame God, blame the economy.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the baskets pinterest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working baskets floral piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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