Basketball Coach Jokes

21 basketball coach jokes and hilarious basketball coach puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about basketball coach that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Basketball Coach Short Jokes

Short basketball coach jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The basketball coach humour may include short football coach jokes also.

  1. What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team? You're going to have to ci-tris one out.
  2. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys Basketball Coach.
    What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys, football coach
    What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?
  3. Spring training camp for the midget basketball league is coming to an end and the coaching staff is being quite lazy... There's going to be a lot of short-cuts taken.
  4. AITA when coaching my son's basketball team for putting in a better player at the last minute (who never showed up to practice) instead my own son? Whoops, wrong sub!
  5. A husband and his wife. "honey I have a confession to make. I've been seeing a psychiatrist"
    "Thats's okay dear" the wife replied. "I've been seeing the pool man and our daughter's basketball coach"

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Basketball Coach One Liners

Which basketball coach one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with basketball coach? I can suggest the ones about baseball coach and head coach.

  1. Why was Cinderella a lousy basketball player? She had a pumpkin for a coach.
  2. Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
    A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
  3. Why would Indians make great basketball coaches? They invented Curry
  4. Famous basketball coach Bobby Knight decided to throw a party. *chair
  5. I've been asked to stop traveling... my basketball coach.
  6. Why was Cinderella bad at basketball? Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

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What funny jokes about basketball coach you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean basketball player jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make basketball coach pranks.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 12 black guys?

**A Basketball Coach**
What do you call a black guy surrounded by six white guys?
**Police Brutality**
(Again, sorry if I offended you. Just trying to make a joke.)

Basic Psychology

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an o**... test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

A blonde women's basketball team rallied and then t**... the score at the end of regulation...

...and the coach took out a bottle of wine and handed out glasses to the team.
After imbibing, the blonde team obviously ended up losing.
Coach was asked later by, "Why the early celebration?"
Coach said, "We weren't celebrating, we're not that s**.... I served wine because I heard it always gets better overtime."

Baseball & Football -George Carlin

Baseball is different from any other sport, very different. For instance, in most sports you score points or goals; in baseball you score runs. In most sports the ball, or object, is put in play by the offensive team; in baseball the defensive team puts the ball in play, and only the defense is allowed to touch the ball. In fact, in baseball if an offensive player touches the ball intentionally, he's out; sometimes unintentionally, he's out.
Also: in football,basketball, soccer, volleyball, and all sports played with a ball, you score with the ball and in baseball the ball prevents you from scoring.
In most sports the team is run by a coach; in baseball the team is run by a manager. And only in baseball does the manager or coach wear the same clothing the players do. If you'd ever seen John Madden in his Oakland Raiders uniform,you'd know the reason for this custom.
Now, I've mentioned football. Baseball & football are the two most popular spectator sports in this country. And as such, it seems they ought to be able to tell us something about ourselves and our values.
I enjoy comparing baseball and football:
Baseball is a nineteenth-century pastoral game.
Football is a twentieth-century technological struggle.
Baseball is played on a diamond, in a park.The baseball park!
Football is played on a gridiron, in a stadium, sometimes called Soldier Field or War Memorial Stadium.
Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life.
Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying.
In football you wear a helmet.
In baseball you wear a cap.
Football is concerned with downs - what down is it?
Baseball is concerned with ups - who's up?
In football you receive a penalty.
In baseball you make an error.
In football the specialist comes in to kick.
In baseball the specialist comes in to relieve somebody.
Football has hitting, clipping, spearing, piling on, personal fouls, late hitting and unnecessary roughness.
Baseball has the sacrifice.
Football is played in any kind of weather: rain, snow, sleet, hail, fog...
In baseball, if it rains, we don't go out to play.
Baseball has the seventh inning stretch.
Football has the two minute warning.
Baseball has no time limit: we don't know when it's gonna end - might have extra innings.
Football is rigidly timed, and it will end even if we've got to go to sudden death.
In baseball, during the game, in the stands, there's kind of a picnic feeling; emotions may run high or low, but there's not too much unpleasantness.
In football, during the game in the stands, you can be sure that at least twenty-seven times you're capable of taking the life of a fellow human being.
And finally, the objectives of the two games are completely different:
In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!