The Best 33 Bask Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bask jokes. There are some bask hopeful jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bask marina puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bask Jokes and Puns

Regarding the basketball game last night.

I knew it was going tibia great game

Does a basketball player with an extra chromosome...

have both ups and downs?

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Bask joke, Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

What basketball team does a vampire play for?

The New York Necks

Why are basketball players so tall?

Because their knee grows


What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection?

LeBronchitis

Why don't basketball players cry?

They'd rather bawl instead

Bask joke, Why don't basketball players cry?

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

What is the best basket ball team ever?

The tricera-hops

Why did the basketball receive medical attention?

He was passed out.

I want to own a basketball franchise in Miami and I want to name the team humidy...

Then when someone asks if its the heat I can go "its not the heat, its the humidity."

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What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

Why was the basketball player arrested?

He shot the ball.

What did the basketballer say to the Lumberjack?

You got Plaid

Who's the best basketball player in the Bible?

Peter.....

because he denied Jesus three times!

A basketball player and a jockey are stuck in rising water so the jockey asks what they should do.

The basketball player says "It's not up to me, it's up to you".

Bask joke, A basketball player and a jockey are stuck in rising water so the jockey asks what they should do.

Why was the basketball court wet?

Because all the players kept dribbling on it.
(Not sure if repost, but I find it hilarious)

What Basketball Team Is Hated By Flat Earthers?

The Globetrotters.

Why do basketball players make bad lovers?

Because they always dribble before they shoot.


What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.

Just 1v4'd in basketball, and they were all..

Disabled children

Why do basketball players wear bibs?

They dribble a lot

Did you know that in basketball it's illegal to fart on your opponent?

You'll get called for a fragrant 2.

How do basketball players stay cool during a game?

They stand near the fans!

A basketball joke

I was playing pig with my brother and it was taking forever so we decided to just play pi. But now it's been going on forever!!

A basketball champion in Paralympic walks into a bar

Wait a minute...

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors?

Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

Basketball players are the most upstanding members of society

They really are people to look up to.

Why can't basketball players have kids?

Because they always dribble before they shoot

Why didn't the basketball player go on vacation.

He didn't want to get caught traveling.

In basketball, what is it called when you lose due to a wildly thrown buzzer-beater?

Defeat-us by yeetus

Why did basketball players switch to longer shorts?

Because you couldn't see Larry's Bird but you could see Magic's Johnson.

Basketball sued Tennis for no reason

Now they have to go to court

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