Basil Jokes
17 basil jokes and hilarious basil puns to laugh out loud. Read food jokes about basil that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Basil Short Jokes
Short basil jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The basil humour may include short garlic jokes also.
- A guy walks into his friends room and tells him he finally finished his book about basil... Friend: "Well it's about time!"
Guy: "No, it's about basil!" - I've started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil... Then…hey…pesto!
- Basil Brush went to fill up his car with petrol. His phone suddenly went off... The petrol station went BOOM BOOM!
- I put a lot of basil, parsley, rosemary and thyme in my old volkswagen Beetle... ..it became herby.
- My friend told me that my herb garden looks like a mullet. I keep the basil in the front and the parsley in the back.
- I had to magic up some Italian food for an unexpected guest. I just mixed garlic, nuts, basil, cheese, and olive oil, and *Hey Pesto!*
- Basil wanted to meet with the Sage, but it was getting late. He decided to ask Oregano, "what thyme is it?"
- Why was Ginger the only real Spice Girl? Because Cumin, Parsley, Basil and Garlic were rejected...
- What did the forgetful basil say to the other spice as they were leaving the store? Hurry up, are you cumin or not?
- I changed up how I make my basil, garlic and pine nuts sauce And pesto-chango, I had a new recipe.
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Basil One Liners
Which basil one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with basil? I can suggest the ones about parsley and garbanzo.
- Basil works so well in soup! It's sup'erb
- Herb was diagnosed with cancer. It was a basil-cell carcinoma.
- What do you call Basil, Pine Nuts, and Olive Oil with a bad attitude? Pestomistic
- What did the basil say to the chef? Stop pesto-ing me.
- What crime did the herbs go to jail for? Em-Basil-Mint
- Did you hear about the s**... basil? She got prego.
Basil Jokes: Sprinkling a Dash of Herbaceous Humor into the Laughter Recipe
What funny jokes about basil you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tomato jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make basil pranks.
I have a list of friends who love palindromes!
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen
First I put in two tablespoons of fresh chopped basil. Then six or so grapes. Then half a banana. A little orange juice concentrate. Then some Metaright high protein paste.
Then she says "Letting you play with my a**... was a mistake."
Teacher : What do you do after school ?
"I always go to buy cigarettes from Basil" - Girl 1
"I always go to buy w**... from Basil" - Boy 1
"I always go to buy c**... from Basil" - Girl 2
"I always go and do my homework" - Boy 2
The teacher, nearly surviving a heart attack after hearing the answers, had a smile on her face. *Finally a normal student*, she thought.
Teacher - "Wow! You're great student and a good example for others! I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. What is you name?"
Boy 2 - "Basil!"
