The Best 16 Basil Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Basil jokes. There are some basil sauce jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these basil cumin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Basil Jokes and Puns

I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen

First I put in two tablespoons of fresh chopped basil. Then six or so grapes. Then half a banana. A little orange juice concentrate. Then some Metaright high protein paste.

Then she says "Letting you play with my anus was a mistake."

Basil works so well in soup!

It's sup'erb

Basil joke, Basil works so well in soup!

A guy walks into his friends room and tells him he finally finished his book about basil...

Friend: "Well it's about time!"
Guy: "No, it's about basil!"

I've started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil...

Then…hey…pesto!


What do you call Basil, Pine Nuts, and Olive Oil with a bad attitude?

Pestomistic

What did the basil say to the chef?

Stop pesto-ing me.

Basil joke, What did the basil say to the chef?

I put a lot of basil, parsley, rosemary and thyme in my old Volkswagen Beetle...

..it became herby.

My friend told me that my herb garden looks like a mullet.

I keep the basil in the front and the parsley in the back.

I had to magic up some Italian food for an unexpected guest.

I just mixed garlic, nuts, basil, cheese, and olive oil, and *Hey Pesto!*

Basil wanted to meet with the Sage, but it was getting late.

He decided to ask Oregano, "what thyme is it?"

You can explore basil spice reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean basil rosemary dad jokes. There are also basil puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why was Ginger the only real Spice Girl?

Because Cumin, Parsley, Basil and Garlic were rejected...

I changed up how I make my basil, garlic and pine nuts sauce

And pesto-chango, I had a new recipe.

Basil Brush went to fill up his car with petrol. His phone suddenly went off...

The petrol station went BOOM BOOM!

What did the forgetful basil say to the other spice as they were leaving the store?

Hurry up, are you cumin or not?

[Joke Prompt] My hotel shampoo 'flavors' are more exciting than the food served on the airline trip.

I wish I were a funny man - I'm not - so I've got to throw this out there for you funny people to run with...

Checked in to a Hilton Hotel last night, and noticed that the shampoo / conditioners sound better than most of the food offered on the airlines.

* Honey & Coriander Shampoo
* Basil & Mint Conditioner

Got to be a joke in there - run with it.

Basil joke, [Joke Prompt] My hotel shampoo 'flavors' are more exciting than the food served on the airline trip.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the basil tomato jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working basil chives piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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