The Best 25 Basi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Basi jokes. There are some basi star jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these basi vegetable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Basi Jokes and Puns

What's a basin?

It's what an Australian washes his fice in.

The basics of male masturbation

Are easy to grasp.

Who is the most basic Spice Girl?

Pumpkin Spice.

Basi joke, Who is the most basic Spice Girl?

Basic Foods

My girlfriend has been getting canker sores, so she went to the doctor. The doctor said," Have you been eating many acidic foods lately?" She said," Yes I've been eating a fair amount of tangerines everyday." The doctor replied," I recommend more basic foods in your diet. Try to have at least one Pumpkin Spice Latte a day."

What was the basic white girl's favorite picture book?

The Little Engine That Couldn't Even.

I know the basics of sex...

You could say I know the ins and outs.

What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

Basi joke, What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?


How much does a basic white girl weigh?

... an instagram :3

I'm just a basic Jew...

...but if things go sour, I might become Hasidic.

What basic skill do herb farmers always struggle with?

Thyme management

You can explore basi cast reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean basi odd dad jokes. There are also basi puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

When asking a basic white girl if she wants some Starbucks, the short answer will always be "yas"

The long answer is probably going to be "yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas"

A basic chick was conducting a statistical analysis and believed she'd found a correlation.

Turns out it was just confirmation bi-YAAASSSSSS.

Basil Brush went to fill up his car with petrol. His phone suddenly went off...

The petrol station went BOOM BOOM!

Basil wanted to meet with the Sage, but it was getting late.

He decided to ask Oregano, "what thyme is it?"

I'm basically a walking Dad joke.

My daughter ran up to me and said, "Daddy, I'm hungry!" I replied, "Give me a better opener, that bit's played out."

Basi joke, I'm basically a walking Dad joke.

Who is the most basic baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline

What did the basil say to the chef?

Stop pesto-ing me.

Basil works so well in soup!

It's sup'erb

What did the basic white girl say when she was drowning in the lake?

I'm like, litorally, dying right now.

Why are the basic lessons of life bitter?

Bases are bitter. 😂

There could be a basin outside your front door right now...

Let that sink in

Waiter:"There's basically everything on our menu"

Customer:"I see. Now, would you please bring me a cleaner one?"

A basic rule of comedy is that if you possess a trait, you can joke about it. Like if you're fat, you can joke about fat people. If you're black, you can joke about black people

So, a 25-year old virgin walks into a bar..

This sub is basically shit.

Not a joke. I'm scouring the ocean floor in a vessel mainly made of zebra feces.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the basi biology jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working basi biopic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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