Basi Jokes
36 basi jokes and hilarious basi puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about basi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Basi Short Jokes
Short basi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The basi humour may include short cast jokes also.
- My dad is like the reposts on this sub. I see him on a regular basis and he stopped being funny a long time ago.
- Bernie Sanders isn't a Messiah. He's just a Jewish guy sacrificing himself to save millions from their own sin and ignorance while being insulted the entire time. Clearly no basis for a religion.
- I whispered to my kids, "Have you all heard about the top secret bakery?" They all looked at me blankly, so I replied, "I didn't think so, it's on a knead to dough basis."
- So my genetics professor reported this morning that diarrhea has a genetic basis According to her, it runs in our jeans.
- My local tennis club doesn't allow courts to be pre-booked. It works on a first come, first serve basis.
- I have a super secret baking recipe for bread ...Unfortunately it's on a knead to dough basis
- Emergency measures On behalf of the international community, as a humanitarian measure, we demand that President Putin be admitted to art school on an emergency basis.
- I'm pretty bad at the dab, but I still do it on a regular basis I guess you could say I dabble
- I asked my local baker for her amazing bread recipe. She said it's on a knead to dough basis.
- A company in Thailand recently opened the first combination brothel/tennis facility. They operate on a first come / first serve basis.
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Basi One Liners
Which basi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with basi? I can suggest the ones about odd and vegetable.
- How does an alcoholic decide how much beer to drink? On a case-by-case basis.
- What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist? Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI
- Bread is classified information! It's on a knead-to-dough basis.
- Did anyone hear about the new secret bakery? It's on a knead to Dough basis
- I know an old bakers secret I'd tell you but it's on a kneed to know basis.
- how does a bakery know when to make more bread? on a knead the dough basis
- Bakers trade bread recipes... on a knead-to-know basis.
- What do you call a doctor who studies tumors on an as-needed basis? An oncallogist
- How do bakers share their professional secrets? Purely on the knead to know basis.
- Why are bakers so secretive? Because they work on a knead to know basis
- I have a top secret bread recipe I'd tell you but, it's on a knead to dough basis
- What do aliens do on a regular basis? Space X
- I'm a change of basis: A^-1 MA
- Why are bakers secretive with recipes? Knead to know basis.
- How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients? On a queso by queso basis.
Comical Basi Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about basi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean biology jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make basi pranks.
what does a basic white girl and an improper fraction have in common?
They can't even
What was the basic white girl's favorite picture book?
The Little Engine That Couldn't Even.
A basic rule of comedy is that if you possess a trait, you can joke about it. Like if you're fat, you can joke about fat people. If you're black, you can joke about black people
So, a 25-year old v**... walks into a bar..
This sub is basically s**....
Not a joke. I'm scouring the ocean floor in a vessel mainly made of zebra f**....
Basic Psychology
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an o**... test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
The basics of male m**...
Are easy to grasp.
Basil works so well in soup!
It's sup'erb
Basically, you'll never see the same doctor in two different places at the same time.
That would be a pair'o'docs
What basic skill do herb farmers always struggle with?
Thyme management
How much does a basic white girl weigh?
... an instagram :3
Waiter:"There's basically everything on our menu"
Customer:"I see. Now, would you please bring me a cleaner one?"
I'm just a basic Jew...
...but if things go sour, I might become Hasidic.
I'm basically a walking Dad joke.
My daughter ran up to me and said, "Daddy, I'm hungry!" I replied, "Give me a better opener, that bit's played out."
Basil Brush went to fill up his car with petrol. His phone suddenly went off...
The petrol station went BOOM BOOM!
When asking a basic white girl if she wants some Starbucks, the short answer will always be "yas"
The long answer is probably going to be "yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas"
What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?
I literally cant even write now
What did the basil say to the chef?
Stop pesto-ing me.
Who is the most basic baseball player of all time?
Al Kaline
I know the basics of s**......
You could say I know the ins and outs.
Basil wanted to meet with the Sage, but it was getting late.
He decided to ask Oregano, "what thyme is it?"
