Bash Jokes
8 bash jokes and hilarious bash puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bash that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for some hilarious jokes to add to your next bash? Look no further! We've rounded up the best Bash Jokes to help make your fiesta, har, shindig, or any type of bash a hit! From Linux Bash and Git Bash Scripts to Bash the Entertainer, these jokes will keep your guests in stitches!
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Amusing & Witty Bash Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What is a good bash joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two blondes were driving along in a car...
...when they came across an open field with another blond sitting in a canoe and pretending to row it.
One blonde in the car says to the other, "See, it's things like this that gives blonde a bad reputation, if I could swim, I would go out there and bash her".
What is Bashar al-Assad's favorite band?
My Chemical Romance.
A Chinese joke translated to English
A lion is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played.
In a corner, a rat is dancing too.
Rat is asked, "Hey! Why are you dancing?
Rat replied, "It's my brother's marriage, so only."
"When did the lion become you brother?"
The Rat: "Before marriage I was a lion too."
How did the bash server react to the DOS attack?
Unixpectedly.
OP.
What's the difference between Beyonce's clothing line and domestic a**...?
One's an Beyoncé fash and the other's a fiancé bash
Don't bash fat girls, they have feelings too.
You know the saying, make love now war, I have my own version
Bash with your fingers, not your fist
I don't want to bash jews
but come on for christ's sake. They're bad people.
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