The Best 13 Bases Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bases jokes. There are some bases pitcher jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bases base puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bases Jokes and Puns

Why does the military stockpile hydrochloric acid?

To neutralize their enemy's strongest bases.

A women invites 3 military men to her house

During WW2 many families near military bases would invite service men over to their house for an evening to forget about the war, and to enjoy a home cooked meal. So a women calls the military base and says she would like to invite 3 men over but expresses that they CANNOT be Jews. Absolutely no Jews. The base commander says fine he will send 3 over on Sunday. She agreed and hanged up. On Sunday a jeep drives up and 3 black men got out of the vehicle. The women is in shock and asks the men is this a mistake? Surely this HAS to be a mistake! One of the men replies, "No ma'am, Captain Goldstein never makes a mistake."

A boy is sitting in class learning about logarithms

The teacher asks the class, "how do we change bases?"

The boy excitedly raises his hand and says, "ask her nicely"

Bases joke, A boy is sitting in class learning about logarithms

Why can't software developers distinguish between Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

(hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!)

In baseball, why does it take longer to get from second to third than any other bases?

Because there's a short stop in between.


The missile attack was a home run.

It covered all the bases.

President Trump Calls His First Trip Abroad a 'Home Run'

Now he can jump on his golf cart and run all the bases

Bases joke, President Trump Calls His First Trip Abroad a 'Home Run'

There was a drug taking chemist in the hallway, really finding his way around a bra

I guess he really knew his acids and bases.

My son wanted an intense, hardcore game, where you have build awesome bases, fight monsters, and online play.

So I got him Minecraft.

Why are the basic lessons of life bitter?

Bases are bitter. 😂

Why do weak acids and bases go to the gym?

To get buffer

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The FDA still bases Percent Daily Values on a 2,000 calorie diet...

They really need to adjust for inflation.

Why are there so few black baseball players?

Because they keep stealing bases.

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