Baseless Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

My Mom said to stop drinking soda because it has acid in it.

I replied," Stop making such baseless accusations".

Did you hear about the guy who is accused of attacking people with acid?

I think that these accusations are baseless.

Why is a White House press statement like sulfuric acid?

They're both baseless and corrosive.

Did you hear about the guy who's on trial for throwing acid at people?

The defense is claiming that it's a *base*less accusation.

My Chemistry Professor told me that Hydrofluoric acid and Hydrochloric acid are the perfect buffer system.

Her accusations are baseless.

What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?

What do you call a phobia of acids?


Why did the judge dismiss the case of the pizza being delivered without the crust?

Because it was a baseless accusation

A drummer with no feet spoke poorly of the lead singer. His articulations were baseless.

Looking at the victims body,

Looking at the victim's body, the cops concluded that they died from ingesting hydrofluoric acid, but it was a baseless accusation.

What are the funniest baseless jokes of all time?

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