The Best 13 Baseless Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Baseless jokes. There are some baseless statements jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these baseless seltzer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Baseless Jokes and Puns

My Mom said to stop drinking soda because it has acid in it.

I replied," Stop making such baseless accusations".

I've heard rumors acid is dangerous.

Pretty sure they are baseless though.

Did you hear about the guy who is accused of attacking people with acid?

I think that these accusations are baseless.

Baseless joke, Did you hear about the guy who is accused of attacking people with acid?

Why is a White House press statement like sulfuric acid?

They're both baseless and corrosive.

Did you hear about the guy who's on trial for throwing acid at people?

The defense is claiming that it's a *base*less accusation.


Some guy on a Minecraft server thought that I was a hermit

How dare he make such baseless accusations.

My Chemistry Professor told me that Hydrofluoric acid and Hydrochloric acid are the perfect buffer system.

Her accusations are baseless.

Baseless joke, My Chemistry Professor told me that Hydrofluoric acid and Hydrochloric acid are the perfect buffer s

What do you call a phobia of acids?

Baseless

What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?

Looking at the victims body,

Looking at the victim's body, the cops concluded that they died from ingesting hydrofluoric acid, but it was a baseless accusation.

Why did the judge dismiss the case of the pizza being delivered without the crust?

Because it was a baseless accusation

You can explore baseless tolerant reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean baseless false dad jokes. There are also baseless puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


A drummer with no feet spoke poorly of the lead singer. His articulations were baseless.

What did the acid say when it was accused of murder?

These are baseless accusations!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the baseless slander jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working baseless impartial piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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