Baseball Pitcher Jokes
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- Some people say that baseball is a boring sport, I just tell them that with a good pitcher... Things can get out of hand pretty quickly.
- So a baseball rolls into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "You must be here for a pitcher!"
[Edit] I'm pretty sure I made this joke up y'all! - What do Chinese Dogs and baseball pitchers have in common? Whenever that have a bad day they balk a lot
- Did you hear about the Major League Baseball umpire who came out as gay? Apparently he's not a pitcher or a catcher, he just likes to watch.
- What do baseball pitchers and TSA agents have in common? Fireworks go off in the sky if they do their job incorrectly.
- So, a bird flies in front of a pitcher and gets hit by a baseball. What do the umpires rule it? Fowl ball
- Why are pitchers the funniest people on the baseball team? They always put a spin in things
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Baseball Pitcher One Liners
Which baseball pitcher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baseball pitcher? I can suggest the ones about baseball player and pitcher.
- I just found out the kool-aid man plays on a baseball team. He's the pitcher.
- What sport does the kool-aid man play? Baseball; he's a pitcher.
- Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire? He threw his arm out.
- What do you call a baseball player that holds water? A pitcher.
- What position does Kool-aid Man play in baseball? Relief Pitcher :^)
- Where did the baseball keep its lemonade? In the pitcher!
- The Atlanta quarterback should become a baseball pitcher... He's great at throwing.
- what do you call a DJ who's playing baseball a pitcher
Laughable Baseball Pitcher Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about baseball pitcher you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baseball jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baseball pitcher pranks.
So a kid is standing in the middle of a field with a baseball and a bat...
He tosses the ball up to hit it. He swings, misses, and yells "Strike ONE!"
Tosses it up a second time. Swings. Misses. "Strike TWO!"
On the third time he tosses it up, he swings, and yet again, misses. "Strike THREE!"
"Wow," he said. "I didn't know I was such a good pitcher!"
Scotsman at a Yankees game
So a Scotsman goes on vacation to NYC, and decides to take in a Yankees home game, as he didn't understand baseball and wanted to learn more.
So he settles into his seat and the game starts. In the top of the second inning, he sees the pitcher walk the batter.
The Scotsman, not understanding, stands up, shouting "RUN, MAN! RUN!!"
The man sitting in front of him turns around and says, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four b**...."
The Scotsman thinks about this for a moment, and then shouts "WALK WITH PRIDE, MAN! WALK WITH PRIDE!"
Joke from the rabbi of one of the synagogues I went to.
A professional baseball player was very religious. So religious, in fact, that every time he stepped up to the plate he would cross himself.
During a particular game, he was facing a particularly impatient pitcher. The batter stepped out to cross himself, and the pitcher yelled out, "Hey! Why don't you just let God watch the game for once!?"
A baseball pitcher is walking home...
after a long and exhausting game. Suddenly, bright lights appear in the sky directly above him, and a beautiful angel descends from above, wearing an umpire's mask and a catcher's mitt.
The pitcher looks up, gapes and thinks, "Heavens! She's so pretty."
Without skipping a beat, his shoulders slump back, his grin shines out of his mouth, he winks and says, "Hey baby. Wanna play some catch? Looking up at you makes me want to throw up."
A boy stands in his yard with a baseball and bat...
He proudly proclaims "I'm the greatest batter in the world!" He proceeds to toss the ball in the air swings with all his might. He misses and falls to the ground. "Strike one". He tosses the ball again, keeping his eye on it and swings. The ball hits the found with a thud, "strike two". He tosses the ball once again and takes a home run swing, but the ball lands in the grass at his toes, "strike 3". He runs around the yard cheering with hands in the air, "I'm the greatest pitcher in the world!"