Basebal Jokes
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What did the baseball glove say to the player?
"Nooooooooooooo!!!!!"
When is Baseball a s**... sport?
When the batter drives it deep
Why was the baseball team hot?
It didn't have any fans!
Baseball, old one from my dad.
Little Stephen wanted to play baseball, so he went and rounded up his friends and his last stop was at Timmy's.
*knock on the door*
"oh hi Stephen, what brings you over? " ask Timmy's mom.
" Can Timmy come out and play baseball? "
" Now Stephen, you know Timmy doesn't have any arms or legs" says Timmy's mom.
"Oh I know, " says Stephen" we just want to use him for first base. "
New to Baseball
Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.
"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"
"Really? How'd you do that?"
"I dropped the ball."
Baseball in Heaven
Moe and Sam, who were both 90 years old, loved baseball, and they had their entire life. One day, they were sitting together on a bench in their neighborhood when Moe turns to Sam and says:
"Will you promise me something? Promise me that if you die first and go to heaven, you'll come back and tell if there's baseball there."
Sam agreed, and made Moe promise the same. 3 months later, Sam died, and the next week Moe woke up in his sleep with someone calling his name.
"Who's there?" he called out.
"Moe! It's me Sam!"
"Sam! It's so good to hear you! How's heaven?" Moe asked.
"It's great, but I've some news, some good and some bad" Sam told him.
"Well tell me the good news first" Moe replied.
"Ok, the good news is that, there is baseball in heaven."
"That's great." Moe exclaimed, "What's the bad news?"
"Well, the bad news is that I was reading the lineup, and you're pitching on Friday."
What's a baseball players favorite type cake?
A bundt cake.
Baseball
A man, Tom was with his friend, Larry, Larry was about to die. "Let me know if there's baseball in heaven". said Tom. The next day as Tom was sleeping he woke up to Larry's voice.
"Tom, I have good news and bad news." "What's the good news"?
asked Tom. "There is baseball in heaven". explained Larry. "What's the bad news"? asked Tom "You're pitching Tuesday". said Larry
Why are baseball players so cool?
They always have their fans around.
Did you know the first baseball game was held in the Garden of Eden?
Eve stole first, Adam stole second, and Abel struck out.
A baseball walks into Wimbledon.
The announcer yells "Hey, we don't serve your kind"
Why was the baseball player arrested?
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
I was looking at the baseball, trying to figure out why it was getting larger.
Then it hit me.
When using the baseball analogy what is an inside-the-park home run?
Having s**... while she's asleep. You gotta be quick
I went to a baseball game with my dad last night.
It was pretty fun, we even got on the jumbotron! Then I noticed it was the Emotional Unavailability Cam.
Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?
He used base 3.
Baseball baking
What's the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin...
The batter
In baseball, why does it take longer to get from second to third than any other bases?
Because there's a short stop in between.
What do baseball teams and muffins have in common?
They both rely on a good *batter*
What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?
The harder you hit it the more English you get
A baseball player was hit in the head with a line drive yesterday...
today he's more open-minded
Baseball fans in Chicago and Boston got married.
It's not a same-sox marriage.
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