Base Jokes

Funniest Base Short Jokes

Short base jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The base humour may include short basis jokes also.

1. My company got bought out by a Madrid based firm today. Everyone seemed surprised. Nobody expects the spanish Acquisition
2. I did an essay on The Room. For school, I had to write an essay based on a film, so I decided to do it on "The Room". I think I did well, because I got a hi mark.
3. A woman astronaut.. A woman astronaut calls her base:
   -Houston we have a problem.
   -What is it?
   -Nothing...
4. A chemistry lab is a lot like a party... Some people drop acid while others drop the base.
5. So tim tebow just hit a home run in his first professional at bat But he had no idea what to do once he got to third base.
6. I like my women like I like my coffee. I have a deep respect for coffee and would never discriminate against coffee based on its gender.
7. Why does the military stockpile hydrochloric acid? To neutralize their enemy's strongest bases.
8. What's the difference between a Taliban Base and a hospital? I don't know, I just fly the drone
9. I once tried to create a comedy routine based on the myth of Orpheus. Looking back, it was a bad idea.
10. There are two types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate information based off of the given context

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Base One Liners

Which base one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with base? I can suggest the ones about foundation and bottom.

1. Why would the military use acid? To neutralize the enemy base.
2. Did you know Mortal Kombat was based on an old Scandinavian song? A Finnish hymn.
3. I've figured out where all the dad jokes are stored. In a dad-a-base.
4. Why do people take acid at raves? Because there's so much base.
5. Some acids walked into the enemy base... Threat Neutralized.
6. Why did the plant-based chicken cross the road? Idk, it's beyond meat.
7. Europe must have a detergent based economy.. ..because it's tough on Greece.
8. NaCl / NaOH The base is under assault!
9. What do you get if you drop a piano on a military base? A flat major.
10. Yo momma so fat... She is considered a carbohydrate based life form.
11. I discovered where they keep all the dad jokes The dad-a-base...
12. We should move to a herb based fuel economy We can finally make the trains run on thyme.
13. The best pizza I ever had was just a plain dough base Nothing topped that.
14. Why is the bathroom floor always wet on the Starkiller base. Stormtroopers always miss.
15. How do babies keep track of their fathers? They use an extensive dada-base.

First Base Jokes

Here is a list of funny first base jokes and even better first base puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I couldn't get past first base with the native girl she had her reservations
• Did you know that the first ever musicians were also mathematicians? Their music was based off log-rhythms
• At first I thought less of Gordon Ramsey based on his wife... But you can't judge a cook by its lover...
• President Trump Calls His First Trip Abroad a 'Home Run' Now he can jump on his golf cart and run all the bases
• Horton must be a first base coach... Since he hears a who.
• [Breaking] Muslim terrorists have crashed a speedboat full of explosives into the base of the Hoover Dam... Police suspect this might be the first attack in a month long operation named Ramadam.
• Im writing a stage show based on the movie Twister Ive gotten as far as the first draft
• First base, second base, psh. I get home runs. As soon as they see me, they're out of the park.
• A Ph Alien's first conversation with a human "Amino harm, take me to your base!"
• Donald Trump just tweeted he will build a Moon base and be the first person to step foot on the Moon again. I can hear it now... Houston this is Tranquility base the Ego has landed

Acid Base Jokes

Here is a list of funny acid base jokes and even better acid base puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between a raver and a chemist at a club? One drops acid while the other drops the base.
• Being a clumsy chemist is like going to the rave... Sometimes you drop the base and trip on acid.
• What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common? Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.
• An acid and a base walk into a bar The police later arrested the two for a salt.
• What do you get when you combine an equally strong acid and base? Net neutrality.
• How do you neutralize Lords of Acid? With some Ace of Base.
• Did you hear about the guy who's on trial for throwing acid at people? The defense is claiming that it's a *base*less accusation.
• Acids have a lot of bad opinions... They are definitely not based!
• What did the DJ do when he spilled acid on the floor? He dropped the base.
• There was a drug taking chemist in the hallway, really finding his way around a bra I guess he really knew his acids and bases.

Third Base Jokes

Here is a list of funny third base jokes and even better third base puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Which Halloween costume has the hardest time getting to third base? The Headless horseman
• In baseball, why does it take longer to get from second to third than any other bases? Because there's a short stop in between.
• I found a girl by the train tracks and got head. I would've gone to third base but I couldn't find the rest of her.
• The runner on 2nd base politely asked the pitcher if he could just walk over to third. The pitcher balked at the idea.
• I fingered an alien last night It was a close encounter of the third-base kind.
• Why did little Johnny hate baseball? Every time he reaches third base, his teammates tell him to go home.
• Why was the baseball player a bad sport? He stole third base and then went home!
• You're wrong! I touched second base. I missed third… but I touched second.
• Why was the nice guy terrible at baseball? He never got to third base.
• Why was the music teacher fired? She struck a third base with a student.

2nd Base Jokes

Here is a list of funny 2nd base jokes and even better 2nd base puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I feel like 2nd base is a really Touchy subject
• Why does it take longer to get from 2nd base to 3rd base than it does to get from 3rd base to home? Because there is a short-stop between...
• Why did the skeleton never make it past 2nd base with his girlfriend? Because he could never work out how to unclasp the vertebra
• What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball? 2^nd base.
• What can you steal and not get in trouble? 2nd base!

Comedy Base Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about base you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ground jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make base pranks.