Basalt Jokes
5 basalt jokes and hilarious basalt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about basalt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you a geologist looking for a laugh? Read this collection of hilarious jokes about basalt, schist, and granite rocks! Whether you're a scientist or just want to get your rocks off, these jokes are sure to make you giggle.
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What is a good basalt joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What do you call it when you catcall someone and throw rocks at them?
s**... basalt.
A man made out of basalt attacks a woman.
She files charges and the officer asks the guy, "Why did you basalt her?" He replies saying that she made him too hard.
What is a Geologist's favourite gun?
A Basalt Rifle
A guy with a rock on his head hit someone
and was charged with basalt and hattery.
I went on a caving trip with my friend. I shouted to him that I found some Basalt.
He shouted back "That's Gneiss!"
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