The Best 7 Basalt Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Basalt jokes. There are some basalt rock jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these basalt boulder puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Basalt Jokes and Puns

What do you call it when you catcall someone and throw rocks at them?

Sexual basalt.

A man made out of basalt attacks a woman.

She files charges and the officer asks the guy, "Why did you basalt her?" He replies saying that she made him too hard.

There I was, waiting to pay for my landscaping materials, when suddenly...

...I was charged for aggregated basalt.

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt

What is a Geologist's favourite gun?

A Basalt Rifle


A guy with a rock on his head hit someone

and was charged with basalt and hattery.

I went on a caving trip with my friend. I shouted to him that I found some Basalt.

He shouted back "That's Gneiss!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the basalt sandstone jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working basalt nacl piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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