The Best 22 Barstool Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Barstool jokes. There are some barstool beer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these barstool guy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Barstool Jokes and Puns

Your mama joke!

She sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.

The person sitting on the barstool next to her, is her.

She was sunbathing on the beach one day, and the "save the whales" people kept trying to push her back into the water.

She accidentally cut herself, and gravy came out.

How do you fit 4 gays on one barstool?

Flip it over!

4 gay guys walk into a bar...

They find that there is only one barstool, the ponder for a second, until one says, "why don't we just flip it over?"

(Sorry if its a repost)

Barstool joke, 4 gay guys walk into a bar...

Three hookers were sitting on a bar.

They chat for a while about work, when one of them ssays. "I can fit a glass up in my (you know)" the other one replies. "thats nothing, i can fit a bottle up in my (you know)" thats when the third starts to giggle. "whats so funny?" the other two ask. "ohh nothing" she says as she slowly glide down on the barstool.

Sandwich Walked Into a Bar

So a Sandwich walked into a bar, hopped up on a barstool and took a look at the drink menu. Bartender walks over. Sandwich says to bartender, "lemme get one of those margaritas, rocks, no salt.". Bartender responds in his most disgusted tone, "Sorry, we don't serve FOOD here…."


What do you call a barstool turned upside down at a gay bar?

Seating for four!

How do you get four gay guys on a barstool?

Turn it upside-down.

Barstool joke, How do you get four gay guys on a barstool?

A man is sitting on a barstool...

and eating from a bowl of peanuts. But instead of just eating them, he takes one peanut at a time, mutters "You suck!", and then crams it into his mouth. He continues to do this for a while.

Finally, the woman next to him can't contain her curiosity. "Why are you saying that?" she asks.

"I like them roasted."

3 Women are sat at a bar..

The first of the three says proudly "I can fit my whole fist up there". To this the second woman turns and says "well I can fit both my fists up there". The third woman just smiled and slowly slid down the barstool.

How many gays can you put on a barstool?

Four, if you put it upside down.

Credit to my gay friend Wheezie.

Three woman talk about who's the loosest of them.

One fits a sausage, one fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.

Source: Sovietwomble

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How do you fit four gay men onto a barstool?

...Turn it over.

Now, how do you get them off?

Give it a shake.

A Priest, Rabbi and Atheist walk into a bar and each ask for a drink

The bartender, saying nothing and looking disdained, points to a sign clearly labelled: **NO JOKES SERVED HERE**

Without a fight the Priest, Rabbi and Atheist leave the bar, heads hanging.

The next day a chicken walks in and plops down on the barstool.

Wiping the inside of a glass, the bartender approached and asks the chicken Are you part of this joke?

Yeah. the chicken replies.

Again, he points to the sign: **NO JOKES SERVED HERE**

The chicks argues Well then how's a chicken supposed to get his beak wet?

The bartender pointed out the window and said There's another bar across the road.

Three bottoms sit in a bar...

The first says, "I'm so loose, my partner can put their fist in me."
The second laughs and says, "That's nothing. I'm so loose that my partner can put their arm in me."
The third laughs and the barstool disappears.

Three buttholes walk into a bar

They sit on bar-stools while their ladies enjoy a beer.

The first one says I'm so loose that I can hold in a fist easily

The second one giggles and says I'm so loose I can hold in two fists, no problem

The third one laughs.... and the bar-stool disappears

How did the four queers fit on a barstool?

Most of them sat on bottom.

Barstool joke, How did the four queers fit on a barstool?

A dog walks into a bar...

....and sits down on the barstool.

He says, "I'll have two beers, and mint if you've got one."

The bartender says "Wow! You should join the circus!"

And the dog says, "Why, do they need electricians?"

Three Prostitutes are in a bar, discussing how loose they are.

The first fits a sausage.

The second fits a cucumber.

The third laughs, and slides down the barstool.

Three women are drinking at a bar.

As the night goes on, they begin talking about how loose their vaginas are.

The first woman boasts that her lover can fit his entire fist in.

The second woman says "That's nothing, my husband was able to fit both of his fists in!"

The third woman laughs, finishes her drink, and slides down the barstool.


Bigger in Texas

A blind man visits Texas. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. Wow, this bed is big!

Everything is big in Texas, says the bellhop.

The man heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge barstool and orders a beer. A mug is placed between his hands. Wow these drinks are big!

The bartender replies, Everything is big in Texas.

After downing a few, the blind man asks where the bathroom is. Second door to the right, says the bartender.

The blind man heads for the bathroom but accidentally enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and he falls in. Popping his head up from under the water and flailing his arms, he shouts, Don't flush, don't flush!

A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool.

The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, ''Where do you live?'' Being a kind soul, the man takes the guy to his car, puts him in the back seat, and drives him home. When they get to the guy's house, the man helps the guy out of the car, but he falls down 3 times before getting to the front door. The man rings the doorbell and the guy's wife comes to the door. The man says, ''Hello, I've brought your husband home.'' The wife looks at the man and asks, ''Where's his wheel chair?''

Since most of us are stuck / bored in quarantine here are my top ways you can get high at home.

1. A ladder - This will get you the highest, no doubt.
2. A step stool - This won't get you as high but it is good for a quick, short high.
3. A Barstool - this one is a but more trippy and unsafe, but can work if you don't have safer ways to get high.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the barstool stool jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working barstool chair piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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