Barry Jokes
64 barry jokes and hilarious barry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about barry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy a good laugh with comedian Barry McCockiner as he takes on Barry Took and Barry Cryer Genie in this hilarious collection of jokes. From the comedic genius of Cranston and Lisa, to the quick wit of Danny, these jokes will have you rolling! Get ready to enjoy some of the funniest jokes Barry has to offer.
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Funniest Barry Short Jokes
Short barry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The barry humour may include short sang jokes also.
- Guy: "I lost my virginity to Barry White." Girl: "Me, too! What song was it for you?"
Guy: "Song?" - Was Cilla black? Was Barry white? Was Marvin gay? It doesn't really matter - it's just that Stevie wonders.
- Good names Barry McCockinner
Ben Dover
Eileen Dover
Dr. Hugh G. Rection
Give me other ones - My friend Barry passed away. It was a truly sad day when we had to bury Barry berry. (joke only works in English)
- Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire were finally able to get into the Baseball Hall of Fame by using a Jedi mind trick... "These are not the 'roids you're looking for ..."
- I'm thinking of entering myself in a talent contest... It's a neat trick if you can do it
--Barry Cryer - Barry Gibb has revealed that he was nearly molested as a child… …but the would-be abuser gave him the HeebieBeeGees…
- What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry? They've both been known to blow a little dope.
- Did you hear about the night club where barry manilow caught the Corona Virus? It called the Covidcabanna.
- Barry Manilow, Barry White, and Barry Gibb should form a band It should be called Oops, All Barrys
(My Boyfriend just invented this joke)
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Barry One Liners
Which barry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barry? I can suggest the ones about songs and mick.
- WAS BARRY WHITE ? WAS CILLA BLACK ? WAS JAMES BROWN ? SURE MAKES STEVIE WONDER
- What is Barry Gibb better at than the rest of the Bee Gees? Staying Alive
- Which singer has problems casting spells? Barry Mana Low
- What is it called when Barry Allen commandeers a car. A Flash Drive.
- Billy: What do you call a blind buck? Barry: No eye deer.
- Whats got 100 Legs and no teeth? The front row at a Barry Manilow concert.
- Why was Barry in awe at the size of Kelvin? Kelvin is an absolute unit.
- I've just seen that Barry Chuckle has died, he meant a lot to me to you
- What do you do when a timeline dies? Barry it.
- What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bush? BARRY
- Barry Chuckle died today. Oh dear. Oh dear, Oh dear.
- Aretha Franklin : R E S P E C T Find out what it means to me. Barry Chuckle : To you!
- My Dad was a man of very few words. One day he said to me "Barry"...
- What is Barry Allen's password? 1Barry1
- If Barry Allen had a restaurant what would it be called? Greased lightning?
Barry Allen Jokes
Here is a list of funny barry allen jokes and even better barry allen puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you get when you cross Barry Allen and a trench coat? The Flash.
- Barry Allen (the Flash) wanted to have an herb garden, but decided against it. I mean, he really shouldn't be travelling through thyme...
- What do you call it when Barry Allen rapes someone? A Flashbang
- Now that they're doing away with Flash for videos... Will Barry Allen have to change his name to The HTML5?
- Whenever Barry Allen is around, everything happens in a flash
- What would Barry Allen be called if his speed was a result of f**... propulsion? The Flatch
- I've always wanted to have s**... with Barry Allen... ...it gives a new meaning to "greased lightning."
- What is the worse thing for a guy to say after s**...? My name is Barry Allen
Barry Manilow Jokes
Here is a list of funny barry manilow jokes and even better barry manilow puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Doctor! Doctor! I think I have Barry Manilow's disease! "What are your symptoms?"
"I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!" - My girlfriend said she'd leave me if she had to listen to me quote one more line from one of Barry Manilow's songs… Her name was Lola...
- What is this world coming to? Barry Manilow? Marvin Gaye? Rihanna? ...🤔
Uproarious Barry Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about barry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make barry pranks.
I saw my buddy Barry Goldstein at the casino the other night.
It was very un-jew-sual.
If a woman has to choose...
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.
-Dave Barry
What's the difference between classical music and Barry white?
A lot when you are having a prostate exam.
Airline Safety
Taxiing down the tarmac, the 747 abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After a two hour delay, it finally took off.
Barry, a worried passenger asked the steward, "What was the problem?"
"Well, the pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine", explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."
The Pope is teaching a Sunday school class
"Children" begins the Pope. "Where's Jesus today?"
Little Tommy says: "He's in my heart."
Little Barry says: "He's in Heaven."
Little Davey says: "He's in our bathroom."
The surprised Pope asks Little Davey how he knows this.
"Well," says Little Davey, "every day my Dad bangs on our bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?"
Barry likes the number five.
He is the fifth child in his family, lives on the fifth house on Fifth Avenue, so much so that he sees 5 as his lucky number.
One day he went to the races, and saw a horse named Number Five. He went ahead and placed a huge bet, confident that it'll win him big money.
It finished fifth.
in light of the death of one of the chuckle brothers.
The BBC reports at the f**... of barry chuckle it was all silent apart form the casket bearers yelling, "TO ME, TO YOU ,TO ME, TO YOU"
Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris' Last Will and Testament.
Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris' Last Will and Testament.
"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land, and 1 million dollars.
To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the new Jaguar.
To my daughter Shirley, I leave my yacht and $250,000.
And to my brother-in-law Aaron, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my treadmill."
RIP Barry Cryer - a true comedy great
From his obituary:
> Cryer, the master of the comedy sketch and the instant one-liner, was once asked by the Yorkshire Post for his favourite joke. He recalled one he had told in a student r**... in 1955.
>"A man drives down a country lane and runs over a cockerel. He knocks at a nearby farmhouse door and a woman answers.
>"'I appear to have killed your cockerel,' he says. 'I'd like to replace it.' The woman replies: 'Please yourself - the hens are round the back.'"
I saw this one reposted here earlier this week..
An elderly couple were arranging their f**... and deciding on what words to put on their headstones
Husband suggests "Here lies Beryl, silent at last"
Wife suggests "Here lies Barry, stiff at last"
Kids these days...
It was a very rainy day and the new kindergarten teacher was helping her children wear their galoshes. It was a tiresome job involving much pushing and shoving.
Finally it was young Barry's turn. The teacher pushed and pushed and finally helped him into his galoshes.
"You know," said Barry, "These aren't my galoshes."
The poor teacher groaned and struggled to pull his galoshes off. When she finally did, she said, "Alright Barry, now whose galoshes are these?"
"They're my brother's, but mum said I could wear them anyway."
(Original joke, please leave a review) Barry was hanging out with his girlfriend in the park.
She wanted to be a bit romantic and decided to sit on his lap. Barry was okay at first but after a while he got quite uncomfortable. Barry, being a _gentle**man**_ would never call his gf "heavy", instead, with a smirk on his face, he says:
"Hey babe, could you get off my lap.. we're in public and you're getting me excited.."
His girlfriend replies:
"Oh really? Is it that small, 'cause I couldn't even feel it?"
