The Best 45 Barry Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Barry jokes. There are some barry ryan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these barry alan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Barry Jokes and Puns

I saw my buddy Barry Goldstein at the casino the other night.

It was very un-jew-sual.

Barry hoped one of the almost dozen puns he told his son would make him laugh.

No pun in ten did.

I'm thinking of entering myself in a talent contest...

It's a neat trick if you can do it

--Barry Cryer

Barry joke, I'm thinking of entering myself in a talent contest...

If a woman has to choose...

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.

-Dave Barry

Doctor! Doctor! I think I have Barry Manilow's disease!

"What are your symptoms?"

"I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

What's the difference between classical music and Barry white?

A lot when you are having a prostate exam.

Good names

Barry McCockinner
Ben Dover
Eileen Dover
Dr. Hugh G. Rection

Give me other ones

Barry joke, Good names

Airline Safety

Taxiing down the tarmac, the 747 abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After a two hour delay, it finally took off.

Barry, a worried passenger asked the steward, "What was the problem?"

"Well, the pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine", explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."

No democratic debate on Christmas Day

The democratic presidential hopefuls signed a statement not to debate on Christmas Day.

It was a Barry Sanders-clause

If Barry Allen had a restaurant what would it be called?

Greased lightning?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bush?


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What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

What do you do when a timeline dies?

Barry it.

Why did the couple go to bed immediately after binge watching the Flash on Netflix?

They were Barry tired.

I'll see myself out now, good night.

Your mother is an old woman

And your father is an elderly man named Barry.

Barry joke, Your mother is an old woman

The Pope is teaching a Sunday school class

"Children" begins the Pope. "Where's Jesus today?"

Little Tommy says: "He's in my heart."

Little Barry says: "He's in Heaven."

Little Davey says: "He's in our bathroom."

The surprised Pope asks Little Davey how he knows this.

"Well," says Little Davey, "every day my Dad bangs on our bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?"

What is Barry Gibb better at than the rest of the Bee Gees?

Staying Alive

Barry Gibb has revealed that he was nearly molested as a child…

…but the would-be abuser gave him the HeebieBeeGees…



What's Barry Scotts least favourite type of music?


Barry Manilow, Barry White, and Barry Gibb should form a band

It should be called Oops, All Barrys

(My Boyfriend just invented this joke)

My girlfriend said she'd leave me if she had to listen to me quote one more line from one of Barry Manilow's songs…

Her name was Lola...

My Dad was a man of very few words. One day he said to me "Barry"...

Barry likes the number five.

He is the fifth child in his family, lives on the fifth house on Fifth Avenue, so much so that he sees 5 as his lucky number.

One day he went to the races, and saw a horse named Number Five. He went ahead and placed a huge bet, confident that it'll win him big money.

It finished fifth.

I was singing Barry White songs on the karaoke last night

And people in the crowd kept shouting

"You are soul! You are soul!"

I think they loved me

I've always wanted to have sex with Barry Allen... gives a new meaning to "greased lightning."

Which singer has problems casting spells?

Barry Mana Low

Barry Chuckle died today. Oh dear.

Oh dear, Oh dear.

I've just seen that Barry Chuckle has died, he meant a lot to me

to you

Aretha Franklin : R E S P E C T Find out what it means to me.

Barry Chuckle : To you!

Why was Barry in awe at the size of Kelvin?

Kelvin is an absolute unit.

I'm going to see someone about my drinking addiction.

His name's Barry, and he's barman.

What do you call it when Barry Allen rapes someone?

A Flashbang

To me...

To me...


Barry Allen (the Flash) wanted to have an herb garden, but decided against it.

I mean, he really shouldn't be travelling through thyme...

What would Barry Allen be called if his speed was a result of fart propulsion?

The Flatch

What do you get when you cross Barry Allen and a trench coat?

The Flash.

Why did Barry's wife get angry when he ate all the fruit?

'Cause that was the last straw, Barry.

Barry O has just adopted Dwayne Johnson. Mr. Johnson will now be known as

The Rock Obama

Whats got 100 Legs and no teeth?

The front row at a Barry Manilow concert.

What is it called when Barry Allen commandeers a car.

A Flash Drive.

Guy: "I lost my virginity to Barry White."

Girl: "Me, too! What song was it for you?"

Guy: "Song?"

Did you hear about the night club where Barry Manilow caught the Corona Virus?

It called the Covidcabanna.

Was Cilla black? Was Barry white? Was Marvin gay?

It doesn't really matter - it's just that Stevie wonders.

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