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I hired a guy to represent me in court today.
He was very cheap and brought me the best cup of coffee. Unfortunately we lost the case.
He told me next time hire a barrister and not a barista.
My barrister
You have to tell me the truth," my barrister said. "It doesn't matter to me if you're guilty or not, I just don't want to be surprised in court."
"Ok, I r**... and murdered those prostitutes." I admitted.
"Interesting, but can we get back to this shoplifting charge please?"
What do you call a thousand Australian lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
The Great Barrister reef.
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