Barrister Jokes

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My barrister

You have to tell me the truth," my barrister said. "It doesn't matter to me if you're guilty or not, I just don't want to be surprised in court."

"Ok, I raped and murdered those prostitutes." I admitted.

"Interesting, but can we get back to this shoplifting charge please?"

What do male lawyers call a female barrister?

A barista. Because she's only useful for getting coffee.


Is a lady barrister without her briefs a solicitor?

What do you call a coffee making lawyer, who works all year other than the April holidays?

A Barista barrister bar Easter

Why did the law student get a job at the coffee shop?

He wanted on the job experience as a barrister

I recently got fired on my first day as a barrister.

I was latte for work.

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