Barrier Jokes
34 barrier jokes and hilarious barrier puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about barrier that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laughter is a universal language that knows no boundaries, and barrier jokes offer a way to bridge the language gap. Read this article to learn more about the humorous and often wacky ways to make fun of language barriers, gates, and downstream hurdles.
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Funniest Barrier Short Jokes
Short barrier jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The barrier humour may include short impediment jokes also.
- What do you call a water barrier constructed for rodents in the capital of the Netherlands? An Amsterdam hamster Dam
- My kid told me he broke the sound barrier on his bike today. But it was just a mock mach joke.
- Why is it so hard to figure out who killed the Great Barrier reef? It had a lot of anemones.
- Haters once said Chuck Yeager would never break the sound barrier... But he made a Machery of them.
- I asked the librarian if they had any books on language barriers. She said, "What do you mean?"
I said, "Exactly." - Great Barrier Reef is 'almost dead', say scientists It is officially being downgraded to a "Good Barrier Reef".
- Civil engineer fired after forgetting how to design electricity-generating water barriers. He lost his dam mind.
- What is the largest barrier to women's advancement in the work place? The wives of the men in hiring positions.
- Why did the shark cross the Great Barrier Reef? ...To get to the other tide!
Shark Week Hoo Ha Ha! - As an American of Chinese decent, I offered my services to help Trump to build his wall. He replied that he didn't think it would be a good idea for me to build the barrier in my own internment camp.
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Barrier One Liners
Which barrier one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barrier? I can suggest the ones about boundary and fence.
- What happens when a witch breaks the sound barrier? You hear a sonic broom.
- What do you call a barrier that Voldemort can't get through?
- Nation's attempt to impound water fails as barrier breaks loose Citizens: Dam!
- Great barrier reef Otherwise known as my ex-wife's water bed
- "If you work hard, you can break barriers." - Kim Kardashian West (genuine quote)
- With all these jets breaking the sound barrier. . . Who fixes it?
- Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.
- What do you call it when a water barrier collapses? A dam accident.
- Why did the flood barrier rupture? Dam good question.
- Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half. - The bus carrying the Chinese tourists crashed. It hit a language barrier.
- What do the GOP and the Great Barrier Reef have in common? "Complete Ecosystem Collapse"
Amusing & Witty Barrier Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about barrier you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean boarder jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make barrier pranks.
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Smoked some w**... the other night with some foreign dudes, massive language barrier...
We got Rosetta s**....
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A questionable article on marine biology goes viral.
"**New study reveals migrating Crows' droppings may be responsible for great barrier barrier reef bleaching**"
The article receives widespread criticism from the scientific community. Marine biologists across the globe insist that coralation does not imply Cawsality.
After building the wall, Trump to build an electromagnetic barrier to prevent foreign bees from entering the U.S. by sending waves that interfere with their communication.
Trump is strictly against Global Swarming
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Whenever I talk to a Mexican I feel like there's some kind of barrier between us
It's about 4 ft high, made of wood and there's usually a cash register on top of it.
Shane Warne and the Great Barrier Reef are world famous
They are also both bleached till within an inch of life left.
I've just broken the sound barrier...
I've just broken the sound barrier....
Or as the police called it, my wife's jaw.
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After last nights performance you've really got to feel sorry for goalkeeper Júlio César...
The last time i saw a brazilian facing that many shots he was jumping a ticket barrier at stockwell.
