Barren Jokes
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Comical Barren Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
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Vladimir Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon. The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said...
"No. That's why we want to go to the moon."
There isn't enough recognition for the farmer who used his barren field to host the first Bovine Boxing tournament
He gave up an awful lot to see some bulls hit.
What would you eat if you were stranded on a completely barren deserted isle?
The sand which is on the ground.
NASA's New Horizons probe has shown that Pluto is a remote, hostile, and barren planet...
this means it's now the front-runner to be awarded the next Fifa World Cup.
Oddly lacking in colour
Dave and Mal are on a road trip. They stop at a hotel to spend the night, and can only afford one shared room. Dave goes off to explore the hotel while Mal goes to settle in. Dave then returns and enters the room. It is very barren, and the little amount of furniture it has is very strange looking, and oddly lacking in colour. Dave goes to unpack and tries to open the chest of drawers to put his clothes in - it's locked.
"Open the odd grey drawers, Mal."
"I'm afraid I can't do that Dave."
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