The Best 30 Barr Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Barr jokes. There are some barr roberts jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these barr drunks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Barr Jokes and Puns

Barry hoped one of the almost dozen puns he told his son would make him laugh.

No pun in ten did.

old one's are the best.

that's why i'm barred from the care home.

Impeachment joke -

Pamela Karlan during Impeachment Hearing:
The Constitution says there can be no titles of nobility, so while the president Trump can name his son Barron, he can’t make him a baron.

Barr joke, Impeachment joke -

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

If Barry Allen had a restaurant what would it be called?

Greased lightning?

What did Barrack say when he was all alone? [1/2 OC]

Here I am Obama self...
Like a crab in Michelle.

What is Barry Gibb better at than the rest of the Bee Gees?

Staying Alive

Barr joke, What is Barry Gibb better at than the rest of the Bee Gees?

A barrel of oil swore at me.

So I told it to stop being crude

Barry Gibb has revealed that he was nearly molested as a child…

…but the would-be abuser gave him the HeebieBeeGees…



What's Barry Scotts least favourite type of music?


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Aaron Rogers walks into a Barr.

Barry Manilow, Barry White, and Barry Gibb should form a band

It should be called Oops, All Barrys

(My Boyfriend just invented this joke)

Barry likes the number five.

He is the fifth child in his family, lives on the fifth house on Fifth Avenue, so much so that he sees 5 as his lucky number.

One day he went to the races, and saw a horse named Number Five. He went ahead and placed a huge bet, confident that it'll win him big money.

It finished fifth.

Roseanne's new show

Lowering the Barr

I'm thinking of taking an interest in Racist Law

Someone told me I should pass the Roseanne Barr exams.

Barr joke, I'm thinking of taking an interest in Racist Law

Why was Roseanne Barr banned from hogwarts?

For using black magic.

Barry Chuckle died today. Oh dear.

Oh dear, Oh dear.

I've just seen that Barry Chuckle has died, he meant a lot to me

to you

Why was Barry in awe at the size of Kelvin?

Kelvin is an absolute unit.

My barrister

You have to tell me the truth," my barrister said. "It doesn't matter to me if you're guilty or not, I just don't want to be surprised in court."

"Ok, I raped and murdered those prostitutes." I admitted.

"Interesting, but can we get back to this shoplifting charge please?"

To me...

To me...


Barry Allen (the Flash) wanted to have an herb garden, but decided against it.

I mean, he really shouldn't be travelling through thyme...

What would Barry Allen be called if his speed was a result of fart propulsion?

The Flatch

Barry O has just adopted Dwayne Johnson. Mr. Johnson will now be known as

The Rock Obama

You take a barrel.

And you put it on a hill and let it fill with air.

You could say that this barrel is a barrel of laughs.

You know why? Because it's hilarious.

Why did Bill Barr gas protestors?

So the chicken could cross the road

When Trump says he has friends in low places, he means the worst of the worst.

And that's a low Barr.

A Washington hooker gets a tattoo of Mike Pence on one inner thigh and one of Bill Barr on the other ...

Then when she gets a customer, she says, "If you can name both of them, I'll give you one for free."

Customer replies, "Hmm, I don't know about those two, but the one in the middle is Mitch McConnell."

If Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Bill Barr, Stephen Miller, and Jared Kushner we're on Air Force One together and the plane were to suddenly crash, who would survive?

The United States of America.

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