The Best 5 Barometer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Barometer jokes. There are some barometer indicator jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these barometer dangerously puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Barometer Jokes and Puns

Does anyone want to buy a broken barometer?

No pressure

Would anybody like to buy a broken barometer?

No pressure

A manometer walks into a barometer...

And the barometer says, "Sorry, we're closed!"

What do you call an old barometer?


How do you measure Hurricane Harvey?

With a Moral Barometer

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the barometer pollution jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working barometer pedometer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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