Barnyard Jokes
9 barnyard jokes and hilarious barnyard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about barnyard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you love a good laugh, this is the article for you! Get ready for some hilarious barnyard animal jokes involving some friendly barns, snouts and farms. So, buckle up for a few good chuckles and get your barnyard jokes ready.
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What is a good barnyard joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
which is the most negative animal in the barnyard?
the horse, because its a naysayer.
Arguing couple
A married couple drove down a country road for several miles, sitting in silence. An earlier discussion led to an argument in which neither would concede their position.
As they passed by a barnyard full of mules, pigs, and goats, the husband sarcastically asks: "Relatives of yours?"
'Yup,' the wife promptly replies. 'In-laws'
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
A Blonde A Brunette and A Redhead trespassed onto a farm
later a farmer came to chase them out so they all went hiding in the barnyard. The redhead hid with the pigs and said "oink" "oink", the brunette hid with the cows and said "moo" moo", and the blonde hid under a potato sack and said "potato" potato"
A young man visiting a ranch went out walking with...
...one of the hired hands. As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried starting a conversation: "Say, look at that big bunch of cows."
The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' but 'herd.' "
"Heard what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Sure, I've heard of cows. There's a big bunch of 'em right over there."
What do you call a barnyard uprising?
A chicken coup! ;)
Rob and Samantha ...
Rob and Samantha Henders just got married but they were having some communication issues – that's a nice way of saying they were fighting. One day, they were in the car driving down a country road, each not saying a word after a particularly intense fight.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, Rob sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?"
"Yes," Samantha replied. "I married into the family."
What do you call a barnyard revolt?
A chicken coup.
Barnyard Animals
What do cows say?
Moo
What do sheep say?
Baa
And what do pigs say?
Do you know why I pulled you over?
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