Barnyard Animal Jokes
5 barnyard animal jokes and hilarious barnyard animal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about barnyard animal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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which is the most negative animal in the barnyard?
the horse, because its a naysayer.
Barnyard Animals
What do cows say?
Moo
What do sheep say?
Baa
And what do pigs say?
Do you know why I pulled you over?
What are the most perverted animals in the barnyard?
Brownchicken-browncow
What's the strongest barnyard animal?
Chick Norris ^I'm ^sorry
The matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her.
“I’m ashamed to bring this up,” he said, “but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a sample.”
The woman was shocked. “Such a thing you ask a Christian virtuous woman? Such a crude person would suggest such a thing? He must be a barnyard animal, not a gentleman.”
The matchmaker, trying to earn a fee, said, “He’s a pragmatic, man. After all, to him it’s not a big deal… just a sample.”
She thought a minute. “A pragmatic man, is he? So tell him I don’t give samples. I can give him 50 or 60 references, if he wants, though.
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