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Two idiots are painting the roof of the barn...
Two idiots are painting the roof of the barn when it catches on fire. The only way down is to jump into the manure pile.
The first idiot says, I'll jump first and tell you how deep it is. He jumps, and a few seconds later the second idiot hears, it's only ankle deep!
The second idiot jumps and says, What on earth? I'm up to my neck!
And the first idiot says, Well you jumped feet first.
What happens if you paint a barn red in Norway?
A pair of very angry Norwegian speaking parents.
I get queasy at the sight of my own blood, but I could paint a barn with yours.
What did the cow say to the farmer when asked why they were painting the barn?
"We're remoodeling."
I can use some help with some painting . . .
A man looking for food and shelter comes upon a cozy house on a nice, small farm.
When the farmer answers the door, the man asks him, Can you spare me something to eat? I haven't eaten in several days and I'm not picky.
The farmer says, I never give anything away for free. I can give you food and even a place to stay tonight in the barn, but only if you're willing to work for it. The porch out back really needs a new coat of paint. Interested?
"Oh, yes sir," the man says. An hour later the newly minted painter returns. The farmer is impressed. That was fast! Come on in and sit down, and I'll bring you a nice bowl of soup and some fresh bread.
The painter says, Thank you very much! I truly appreciate it the opportunity to earn this food. But there's something I need to say. Please don't be offended, but I have to tell you something important; you need to hear this. It's not a Porsche you got there. It's a BMW.
If Barnes and Noble started selling paint, what colors would they sell?..
50 Shades of Grey
How Do You Paint A Barn Red With Baby's?
You throw them like a football at the barn.
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