Barnes Jokes

Funniest Barnes Short Jokes

Short barnes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The barnes humour may include short ninety jokes also.

1. A horse walks into a barn A horse walks into a barn
   The Barntender says, "Hay, the usual?"
2. If anyone is interested, I'll be signing books today at Barnes & Noble from 6 pm... until I'm removed by security.
3. What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock? Barns and no-bulls.
   (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
4. My black girlfriend told me this on our first date. What do you call 200 black people in a barn?
   Antique farm equipment.
5. The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn. Now I have stable wifi.
6. Two cows are standing in a barn. Cow 1: Hey, did you hear about the big outbreak of mad cow disease?
   Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
7. The internet connection at my farm was terribly slow, so I moved my modem to the barn... Now I have stable wifi.
8. Got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving the "Caution Wet Floor" sign to the Fifty Shades of Gray aisle.
9. Whenever anybody says they are trying to find a needle in a haystack, I cant help but wonder... ...who was shooting up in the barn?
10. When I see Donald Trump I get the same thought in my head as I get after a particularly painful bikini wax.
    Bush wasn't that bad.
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Barnes One Liners

Which barnes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barnes? I can suggest the ones about roger and .

1. You know why the gates of heaven are always left open? Cuz Jesus was raised in a barn!
2. How do you get 500 cows into a barn? Put a bingo sign on it.
3. Imagine how happy barn owls were .... when people finally started making barns.
4. What's an Amish person's favourite type of raisin? Barn raisin'
5. A farmer installed a modem in his barn I guess you could say he has stable internet now
6. What sort of Internet connection can you get in a barn? Stable WiFi.
7. "Did you know your son lit the barn on fire!?!" You mean "arson"?
8. How do you get 500 old cows in to a barn? Put up a Bingo sign.
9. What do you call a hockey player in a leaky barn? Grain Wetzsky
10. I got an anti-gravity book at barnes and noble today. it's impossible to put down.
11. Got my first job today at a barn! they told me the work was stable...
12. I'll be at Barnes and Noble today signing books until 6 Or until the police kick me out.
13. Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you? Because he was born in a barn.
14. A horse walks into a barn. The barntender says, "Hey, why the wrong place?"
15. Whats an amish person's favorite kind of raisin? A barn raisin.

Hilarious Fun Barnes Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about barnes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make barnes pranks.