barnacle Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious barnacle puns

What's the difference between a lobster with big tits and a barnacle covered bus stop?

Ones's a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station


What's saltier than a tuNa?

A barNaCle


Why should you never go drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.


How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.


What did the whale say to the barnacle?

I used to think you were just a bottom feeder but now you're starting to grow on me.


What do you call a farm on a boat?

A barn-acle!


The ugly barnacle.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.


What are the most funny Barnacle jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Barnacle? Well, here are the best Barnacle dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Barnacle pick up lines to share with friends.


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