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What do you call 18 year old wheat?

Barley legal.

A Dairy Farmer got into the healthy Oat Milk business.

He *barley* made ends meet.

They asked me earlier today what is beer made of

Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts.

Two farmers were betting on a horse race.

They put up some of their grain crops for the gamble. One of the farmers is better at math and so kept a tally. At the end of the day, the other farmer asked the first one if overall they had won or lost anything. The other one responded: "we lost, but just barley."

I was thinking of making puns about grain...

But most people can *barley* stand it.

Yes, I know. That was pretty *corny*. You're probably thinking, "*Rye* did you do this?" I'm probably going too *farro* with this. I'm sorry

A joke for farmers

Three farmers were in prison.
One asks another what he did. He replies that he stole trailer load of wheat and got 1 year. He asks what the first farmer did. He said that he stole a lorry load of barley and got 2 years.
He then asks what the third farmer was in for. r**..., the third farmer replies. Shocked, the first farmer exclaimed "Christ, how much did you steal?!"

Why did Barley keep dating abusive women?

Because he was a gluten for punishment.

What is a man....

When he's only had one beer? Barley hoppy.
What is a man after he's had several beers? Very hoppy.


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