The Best 8 Barley Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Barley jokes. There are some barley wheat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these barley maize puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Barley Jokes and Puns

What do you call 18 year old wheat?

Barley legal.

They asked me earlier today what is beer made of

Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts.

I was thinking of making puns about grain...

But most people can *barley* stand it.



Yes, I know. That was pretty *corny*. You're probably thinking, "*Rye* did you do this?" I'm probably going too *farro* with this. I'm sorry

Why did Barley keep dating abusive women?

Because he was a gluten for punishment.

What is a man....

When he's only had one beer? Barley hoppy.

What is a man after he's had several beers? Very hoppy.


A joke for farmers

Three farmers were in prison.

One asks another what he did. He replies that he stole trailer load of wheat and got 1 year. He asks what the first farmer did. He said that he stole a lorry load of barley and got 2 years.

He then asks what the third farmer was in for. Rape, the third farmer replies. Shocked, the first farmer exclaimed "Christ, how much did you steal?!"

My law firm specializes in grain futures contracts.

Barley Legal

A gang made up of domesticated wheat, barley and hops plants are reported to have been looting and rioting all over the country

Police say they are farmed and dangerous.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the barley lentils jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working barley brewer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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