Barley Jokes
8 barley jokes and hilarious barley puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about barley that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Barley Jokes With Friends
Gather Around for Fun Barley Jokes and Laughter with Friends
What is a good barley joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What do you call 18 year old wheat?
Barley legal.
A Dairy Farmer got into the healthy Oat Milk business.
He *barley* made ends meet.
They asked me earlier today what is beer made of
Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts.
Two farmers were betting on a horse race.
They put up some of their grain crops for the gamble. One of the farmers is better at math and so kept a tally. At the end of the day, the other farmer asked the first one if overall they had won or lost anything. The other one responded: "we lost, but just barley."
I was thinking of making puns about grain...
But most people can *barley* stand it.
Yes, I know. That was pretty *corny*. You're probably thinking, "*Rye* did you do this?" I'm probably going too *farro* with this. I'm sorry
A joke for farmers
Three farmers were in prison.
One asks another what he did. He replies that he stole trailer load of wheat and got 1 year. He asks what the first farmer did. He said that he stole a lorry load of barley and got 2 years.
He then asks what the third farmer was in for. r**..., the third farmer replies. Shocked, the first farmer exclaimed "Christ, how much did you steal?!"
Why did Barley keep dating abusive women?
Because he was a gluten for punishment.
What is a man....
When he's only had one beer? Barley hoppy.
What is a man after he's had several beers? Very hoppy.
Share These Barley Jokes With Friends