The Best 11 Barker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Barker jokes. There are some barker chemists jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these barker pellets puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Barker Jokes and Puns

What do you get when you cross a dog with a sharpie?

A permanent barker!

Bob Barker looks good for 91 years old.

... but hey anyone can look good if the price is right.

What was the difference between Lorena Bobbitt and Bob Barker?

Bob Barker was a slick pricer

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Bob Barker died last night

Hey got hit by a *BRAAAAAAAND NEW CAR*

Do you know what spiderman would name his dog?

Peter barker


Ronnie Barker

"A man walks into a chemist's and says, 'Can I have a bar of soap, please?' The chemist says, 'Do you want it scented?' And the man says, 'No, I'll take it with me now.'"

What did Bob Barker say when he was surrounded by vampires?

"Come on, dawn!"

Barker joke, What did Bob Barker say when he was surrounded by vampires?

Did you hear Bob Barker passed away?

He got hit by....

A BRAND NEW CAAARRRRR!!!!!

Who is one human we all love, but is a dogs worst nightmare?

Bob Barker.

Last night on a flight to Denver I finally joined the mile high club!

.....solo aviators division.

-Arj Barker is a legend.

RIP to longtime 'the Price is Right' host Bob Barker

He's still alive, but he's 95 years old, and I want my guess to be closest without going over.

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